These are my thoughts as I read this (minus those about the mispelling of Иисус and the highly literal translation):
Хорошие новости для вас!!!
Good news you say?
Исус очень любит вас:
Oh, here we go, it's Jesus. I don't love him back.
Он жил любить вас, а умер спасать вас.
He wasted his time then, I don't care.