These are my thoughts as I read this (minus those about the mispelling of Иисус and the highly literal translation):

Хорошие новости для вас!!!

Good news you say?

Исус очень любит вас:

Oh, here we go, it's Jesus. I don't love him back.

Он жил любить вас, а умер спасать вас.

He wasted his time then, I don't care.