Hawaii isnt a country. Ur logic makes about as much sense as saying "I was born in Las Vages so i am a gambler." If you are born in hawaii you're american, because hawaii is a state wich is a member of a union which makes up the united states of america.

Uzbekistan is not and never was a part of russia. It is its own country, that was in a union with other countries to make up the union of socialist republics. She was born a uzbek, she'll die a uzbek.

I could move to Australia tomorrow, get a cool accent and live my life unassuming as ever, but i'd still be an american.

At first i was just joking, i dont really care where your internet girlfriend is from, how how big the girls boobs were in the pictures she sent you, but i guess i pushed ur buttons so much u were like AHHH, and it was pretty funny.