They're not Ukrainian you baby. She considers Ukraine the dumb, backwards, rural area of the Soyuz, much like our south-eastern United States. And yes, my girlfriend was born in a SSR (Uzbekistan, Tashkent, to be exact), but her family for hundreds of years worked dat land near Voronezh. She is 100% russian by blood, speaks russian fluently, has a soviet passport, has big boobs and damn fine legs, hotter than a gallon of tobasco sauce... what more could you want