Thread: Please help me

Can someone please translate the following message for me?

Dorogaya Shenya, ya ne sobirayc potpicuvat nikakie bymagi, i nesabirayc spat na divane, shopa zabolit y menya ot divana.
Tak shto mne pridetsya spat radom s toboy, ili pot toboy = ) ny ato mu yshe sami vuesnim...

thank you

Dorogaya Shenya, ya ne sobirayc potpicuvat nikakie bymagi, i nesabirayc spat na divane, shopa zabolit y menya ot divana.
Tak shto mne pridetsya spat radom s toboy, ili pot toboy = ) ny ato mu yshe sami vuesnim...

= Dear Shenya, I do not intend to sign any papers, and I do not intend to sleep on the couch.. my ass hurts from it.
So I guess that I will have to sleep next to you, or underneath you And then we will figure out the rest...

Could you please translate this as well?

Daragoi befshei muzsh,

Te yesho ne potpesal bumagi! Ya budu vse tvoi veshi dzerzshats, ny te moszshesh esho spats v zali. Ya ne mogu dazshdatsa da Brooklyna and B traina.

Iskrini tvoya, Tvaya bevsheya zshena

Can someone please translate this?

That is not the Russian language. I cannot understand that sloppy scribble.

can you attempt to translate it?

Originally Posted by williams22

Could you please translate this as well?

Daragoi befshei muzsh,

Te yesho ne potpesal bumagi! Ya budu vse tvoi veshi dzerzshats, ny te moszshesh esho spats v zali. Ya ne mogu dazshdatsa da Brooklyna and B traina.

Iskrini tvoya, Tvaya bevsheya zshena

Dear former husband,
Haven't you managed to sign the papers yet? I will keep all your belongings, well, you still can sleep in the hall. I can't wait for Brooklyn and B-train.

Sincerely yours, your former wife.

Another...sorry to be a bother.

Da ya ochen xochy tebya yvidet v tvoem krasnom platie = )

Tu vsegda takaya krasivaya shto y menya duxanie zamiraet ot tvoego prisytsvia. Vot takie dela y nac tvoryaza = )

a ya yshe saskychilsya, ny tu ato znaesh, taksho mne ninado slov. Ny vobshem ya tebya yvishy, i obnimu tu moya krasavitca ..

And one last one...I greatly appreciate this.

Daragoy Vlad,

Spasibo shto te pastmotrel samnoi video and prochetal moi stex. Te gatoff dla moyevo krasnova platsya i uzshena savtra vecherom? Ya nadeyous da...

Originally Posted by williams22

Spasibo shto te pastmotrel samnoi video and prochetal moi stex. Te gatoff dla moyevo krasnova platsya i uzshena savtra vecherom? Ya nadeyous da...

Are you spying on people????


Thanks for watching the movie with me and reading my lines. Are you ready for my bueatiful *?* and dinner tomorrow night? I hope so...

This as well if you didn't see it please.

Originally Posted by williams22

Another...sorry to be a bother.

Da ya ochen xochy tebya yvidet v tvoem krasnom platie = )

Tu vsegda takaya krasivaya shto y menya duxanie zamiraet ot tvoego prisytsvia. Vot takie dela y nac tvoryaza = )

a ya yshe saskychilsya, ny tu ato znaesh, taksho mne ninado slov. Ny vobshem ya tebya yvishy, i obnimu tu moya krasavitca ..

Originally Posted by williams22

This as well if you didn't see it please.

Originally Posted by williams22

Another...sorry to be a bother.

Da ya ochen xochy tebya yvidet v tvoem krasnom platie = )

Tu vsegda takaya krasivaya shto y menya duxanie zamiraet ot tvoego prisytsvia. Vot takie dela y nac tvoryaza = )

a ya yshe saskychilsya, ny tu ato znaesh, taksho mne ninado slov. Ny vobshem ya tebya yvishy, i obnimu tu moya krasavitca ..

Yes I very much want to see you in your beautiful dress.

You are always so beautiful that I can't breath from your priytsvia. Vot takie dela u nas tvoraza...

I alread miss you, but you already know that, so I don't need to say it. Well in general I will see you and hug you my beauty.

Originally Posted by basurero

Vot takie dela y nac tvoryaza = )

Вот такие дела у нас творятся

That's what goes on here

priytsvia

presense присутствие

Спасибо Алваре. Как это на русском, т.е на кириллице?

Originally Posted by Alware

Originally Posted by basurero

Vot takie dela y nac tvoryaza = )

Вот такие дела у нас творятся

That's what goes on here

priytsvia

presense присутствие

твоего присутствия

Если я был бы его женщина, эти стихи абсолютно меня не были с ума водили. А я бы от него давно убежала, у маминой хаты пряталась.

Почему на этом форуме всегда появляются такие глупые, дрянные сообщения? Никому не хочется читать про любовные проблемы этих ублюдков! Пусть они провалятся от нас насовсем!

Originally Posted by basurero

Почему на этом форуме всегда появляются такие глупые, дрянные сообщения? Никому не хочется читать про любовные проблемы этих ублюдков! Пусть они провалятся от нас насовсем!

Всем ублюдкам срочно выйти в окно 16 этажа!

потому что, русский язык n00bs очень отвлекается. Но им не под силу!!!!

Originally Posted by Dogboy182

потому что, русский язык n00bs очень отвлекается. Но им не под силу!!!!

???????

Could ypu say it in eng.