My friend from work sent me this and I have no clue what half the words are. He probably tried using an on-line translation page cause I think it's horrible. I think he is bragging about some sports thing but have no clue. All I can get out of this is something about cabbage soup. Any help would be greatly appreciated.
Ако, И аз подъл Ако, Вие можете да приемете това Тогава всички вие знаете, че аз ще взема вкъщи златото този сезон. Преследвайте управленията на челюст!