Thread: Insults needed please!!

Tell me some Russian insults & translate them into English please
Some good ones I am looking for are:

You stupid b*tch, stop harrassing me.
You suck.
You're an a**hole, go bitch to someone else.


Thanks :P

I so understand that your have intensive correspondence with russian women in Russia. If you do not like somebody, there is no need to use insulting language, just ignore those people and their letters, it is quite enough in most cases.

I have contact with 1 ukrainian teenage girl. I myself am a teenage girl. Somehow this girl got my email address and she has been harrassing me non-stop & insulting ME!!

Spam control will help you.

Most of e-mail services or e-mail programs got spam-filtering systems, it is easy to create a rule in outlook to block particular e-mail address, and all letters will be directed directly into garbege can, you will never see them again. That will stop her contacting you. Even if she goes on. If she rights from different e-mail address it is just 2 clicks to block new address as well. In Outlook you need to click with right button on the letter, choose "Create Rule" choose needed options from there and enjoy life without insulting letters after that.

Come on, guys. Let her play if she feels like it.

barnabyjones, all you need you'll find here - http://www.insultmonger.com/swearing/russian.htm

Thanks for the link

No problem. Have fun :)

What's with the "Goody Two Shoes" act? OH pleeeease don't say any bad words in front of those guys.

Hey Netsurfer, I used to have good link to some tasty Russian swearing. It was in cyrillic so I liked it better than Insult Monger. Too bad I lost it! I was going to produce the link.

DDT, what is that "Goody Two Shoes" act? I only know "Aristocrats" act :)

If there were translations of swearings on that site, I think it's not hard to find it.

Originally Posted by net surfer

DDT, what is that "Goody Two Shoes" act? I only know "Aristocrats" act

I meant Pioner and Vesh being the "Keepers of Bad Words" by not telling that girl where to learn how to swear.

Ohh, I see.

Originally Posted by barnabyjones

You stupid b*tch, stop harrassing me.
You suck.
You're an a**hole, go bitch to someone else.
:P

Слышь ты никто блин. Хорош гнать на меня. Быстро в стойло и спать.

Originally Posted by net surfer

Come on, guys. Let her play if she feels like it.

barnabyjones, all you need you'll find here - http://www.insultmonger.com/swearing/russian.htm

Funny, but spelling, transliterations and translations are sometimes inaccurate.

I can't remember where I learned this one, but:

Bozhe, ty strashnaya svoloch!
боже ты страшная сволоч!

My god, you're an ugly person

Of course, I can't verify if this is actually used...!
-Fantom

сволочь isn't exactly just 'person', it's more like 'scum' :)
Sometimes it's used in a friendly way though.

Originally Posted by net surfer

barnabyjones, all you need you'll find here - http://www.insultmonger.com/swearing/russian.htm

Hmmmm. Incomplete, partially incorrect, and most of the words applicable to both sexes are in their masculine form, so I'm afraid not really good for the task.

As a side note, I'd recomment to use neutral to moderately polite language in such situations. This annoys them teens like nothing else.

Originally Posted by Doldonius

Originally Posted by net surfer

barnabyjones, all you need you'll find here - http://www.insultmonger.com/swearing/russian.htm

Hmmmm. Incomplete, partially incorrect, and most of the words applicable to both sexes are in their masculine form, so I'm afraid not really good for the task.

JFYI: In the first place, I'm not affilated with that site, I just came across it by chance recently that's why I gave her that link (I don't have anything else anyway). For the second place, complete slang/swearings dictionaries can't exist in principle.
About correctness of slang/swearings, it often depends on people/region, for instance "колбасить" (this word is being discussed in that thread http://masterrussian.net/mforum/viewtopic.php?t=6224), the example "Они его так откалбасили, что он еле до дома дошёл" looks wrong to me, but for other people in another region it looks OK.

Svoloch is 'Bastard' and its сволочь, not сволоч.

Originally Posted by net surfer

JFYI: In the first place, I'm not affilated with that site, I just came across it by chance recently that's why I gave her that link (I don't have anything else anyway).

Sure. And I only took a look and posted a native swea^H^H^H^Hspeaker's opinion.

For the second place, complete slang/swearings dictionaries can't exist in principle.

It's absolutely correct if we speak about invectives that are part of slangs or local dialects, but invective vocabulary definitely has a stable, quite ancient, and universal core.

My main point, though, was to warn barnabyjones that most of the words there aren't supposed to be used against a female, at least not in the form listed there. Might just make her look incredibly silly if she called a girl... er... well... ahem... pick any.