Davno tebya ne slishal Da, prihoditsya inogda smotret za Bob, no v obshem on sebya horosho vedet Kak y tebya dela? Priezzay v gosti, poobshaemsya

what does the above mean?


also

how would I say "I understand everything you all are saying"

and "I'm just kidding"

how would I say those phonetically?