Thread: Can you help to translate this?

давай останемся друзьями
такой же бред как например
собака ты мне надоела
давай ты будешь мне котом

"let us be just friends"
is the same BS as, for example,
"I am bored of you, my dog,
let you be a cat"

"let us be just friends" is a stereotypical phrase used when a girl wants to stop intimate relations with her boyfriend. Or maybe vice versa.

That's because the author of the text completely ignored punctuation marks.