Thread: want to get rich fast

yeah who doesn't

This seems like a desperate attempt to get the post count up. lol

But yeah, money's good.

I agree Saibot
(6!!! Yessss)

My skating heros are rich, and they speak Russian. (or at least try)(Johnny Weir is a wanna be Russian, but anyway he skates real nice)

That guy looks like a singer in an all girl 80's band.

Originally Posted by DDT

That guy looks like a singer in an all girl 80's band.

They call him "Tinkerbell" for some reason.

But his Russian is excellent and so is his skating. Really.

Oh, I nearly forgot. I am hijacking this thread for my own personal get rich scheme. Now everybody dig deep an send me 10 bucks.

Originally Posted by DDT

Oh, I nearly forgot. I am hijacking this thread for my own personal get rich scheme. Now everybody dig deep an send me 10 bucks.

Hire me as your accountant, I can get you out of paying taxes.

OK Im going to bed Im tired.

Nighty-night!

Originally Posted by DDT

Oh, I nearly forgot. I am hijacking this thread for my own personal get rich scheme. Now everybody dig deep an send me 10 bucks.

Where do I send the money?

I can't tell you just yet. My accountant just went to bed.

Originally Posted by cooltothetouch

want to get rich fast

I'm glad to see someone has got the only one trouble in his life, and the trouble is not very seriouse.

Originally Posted by DDT

I can't tell you just yet. My accountant just went to bed.

You'll need to send tha money to me, I'll arrange everything

Originally Posted by cooltothetouch

yeah who doesn't

Naahh, getting rich quick is for the birds. Tortise and hare, man!
-Fantom

Here's the plan. DDT and I set up a bogus charity. When you guys send us your donations you can (mostly) deduct it all from your own taxes so essentially the government is paying DDT and I. We of course wont report any of the income. Keep the donations small enough so you don't get audited.

DDT and I will of course go to jail but since hes Austraillian maybe he will get extradited. He can escape en route or something.

Incidentally did you know in most IRS audits people usually get additional refunds rather than having to pay more?? In tax class we learned that getting audited is a good thing. Just keep all your receipts!!!

yes, I've been audited once and got $ 500 additional refund. But it all went to lawyer.

IMHO, money is overrated. What's important is not being materially rich, but living a rich life.

Originally Posted by kalinka_vinnie

What's important is not being materially rich, but living a rich life.

Agreed wholeheartedly - Example: Live a rich life by staying out of debt . . . thus moving onward to an even richer life (not speaking monetarily-wise, btw).

Or . . . .
Simple equation: Stay out of financial debt = live a quality life multiplied times ten to the third power while moving onward towards an even wealthier future - in far more ways than one.

Bill Gates is materially rich, and he lives a rich life.

How I wish I were Bill Gates...

He looks funny though.