UPDATED: Greatest Hits of Russian Cinema +100 Films / Movies

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March 10th, 2010, 06:01 AM
starrysky

Re: UPDATED: Greatest Hits of Russian Cinema +100 Films / Mo

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Originally Posted by Basil77

Невероятные приключения итальянцев в России(comedy)
is a pile of sh!t. :bad: I love "dumb" comedies such as the ones with Leslie Nilson, "Hot Shots", "Space Balls" or "Shirly-Myrly", but imho "dumb" humor must be smart, if you know what I'm talking about. And when dumb people are trying to make "dumb" jokes it turns into such pornography as "Невероятные приключения итальянцев в России".

Ooooo, such strong opinions about such a simple comedy! :wacko: Yeah, I happen to like it, I think it's fun, simple, slapstick comedy. At least there is nothing gross about it and it's not boring, imho. But then I also like (or liked as a kid) "Problem Child", "Home Alone", etc.

I don't think it's quite so dumb as many American comedies tend to be, like, I dunno, "Scary movie", maybe. Or "American pie" or "Along Came Polly".
March 10th, 2010, 06:17 AM
BappaBa

Re: UPDATED: Greatest Hits of Russian Cinema +100 Films / Mo

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Originally Posted by Basil77

how could Ryazanov be a director of such a sh!t movie.

Фильм совместный СССР-Италия, и там два режиссера. Наверняка на матрешках, Льве Толстом и КГБ настояли итальянцы.
А мафиозо там классный. "Розарио Агро еще никто не обзывал беременным!" =)
March 10th, 2010, 10:21 AM
starrysky

Re: UPDATED: Greatest Hits of Russian Cinema +100 Films / Mo

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Originally Posted by BappaBa

А мафиозо там классный. "Розарио Агро еще никто не обзывал беременным!" =)

:ROFL: Точно.
"Розарио Агро еще никто не убивал!"
"От Розарио Агро еще никто не уходил!"
"Мафия бессмертна!"

Или Евстигнеев: "Не надо, я сам, я сам!"

eta: Еще цитаты:

-- Давайте выйдем из машины и почтим память бабушки.
-- На, подавись, скотина!
-- Не ешь меня, я невкусный!
-- Не зли меня! Убью!
-- Первый, я окунь. Докладываю со дна Невы. Клад наш.
-- По матрешкам!
-- Синьоры, перед вами Невский проспект, это центральная магистраль города. Русские писатели воспевали Невский проспект…
-- Уйди, животное!
"Не машина, а подводная лодка, смотри, как тут красиво, как в аквариуме!" (Джузеппе)
"Не открывай окно, болван!" (Антонио)
"Осторожно, рыбку задавишь!!" (Джузеппе)

"Невероятные приключения итальянцев в России" на http://www.kinopoisk.ru/level/1/film/46421/
March 10th, 2010, 06:17 PM
Basil77

Re: UPDATED: Greatest Hits of Russian Cinema +100 Films / Mo

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Originally Posted by starrysky

Ooooo, such strong opinions about such a simple comedy! :wacko: Yeah, I happen to like it, I think it's fun, simple, slapstick comedy. At least there is nothing gross about it and it's not boring, imho. But then I also like (or liked as a kid) "Problem Child", "Home Alone", etc.
I don't think it's quite so dumb as many American comedies tend to be, like, I dunno, "Scary movie", maybe. Or "American pie" or "Along Came Polly".

I'v just expressed my personal opinion. Tastes differ, you know :wink:
My opinion (I hope you'll excuse me if it doesn't match yours :) ) about the movies you have mentioned above:

Problem Child didn't see it, sorry
Home Alone great, love this one! (but I don't recommed to let your children watch it! :))
Scary movie I like it :D classic example of "dark" humor (I'm talking about the 1st part, the 2nd and 3rd ones are trash)
American pie an anhem of stupidity, a piece of sh!t :bad:
Along Came Polly didn't see it, sorry
March 10th, 2010, 08:25 PM
alexB

Re: UPDATED: Greatest Hits of Russian Cinema +100 Films / Mo

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x56...came-polly_fun

Those are the funniest moments of the “Along Came Polly”. Very funny, hah? That’s what passes for humor quite often these days. You smear somebody with sh*t, preferably of the human origin, or strew it around a playground and let people walk over it and you are a shoo-in for an Oscar for the best comedy of the century. All the expletives of the world are powerless to express my disgust towards that film as a whole and especially towards that redheaded freak of an actor, what’s his name, Philip Seymour Hoffman, the most repulsive scumbag ever to defile a TV or whatever screen there is. :evil: Alec Baldwin is not quite a gentlemen in the film, either.
March 10th, 2010, 10:01 PM
Lampada

Re: UPDATED: Greatest Hits of Russian Cinema +100 Films / Mo

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Originally Posted by alexB

... All the expletives of the world are powerless to express my disgust towards that film as a whole and especially towards that redheaded freak of an actor, what’s his name, Philip Seymour Hoffman, the most repulsive scumbag ever to defile a TV or whatever screen there is. :evil: Alec Baldwin is not quite a gentlemen in the film, either.

This is funny, I did not see this movie, but Philip S. Hoffman is my most favorite actor. Talented as hell and then some. He is amazing in "Doubt" (nominated for Oscar) or "Capote" (won Oscar). Just totally love him. I did hate that brat he portrayed in "Scent of a Woman".
March 12th, 2010, 09:26 AM
starrysky

Re: UPDATED: Greatest Hits of Russian Cinema +100 Films / Mo

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Originally Posted by Basil77

I'v just expressed my personal opinion. Tastes differ, you know

I know they do. Just expressed my surprise -- it seems there is some negativity about this film which is quite beyond me...

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Originally Posted by Basil77

Problem Child didn't see it, sorry

Now, there you are really missing a lot! (just joking). It's "Трудный ребёнок" -- was shown by СТС quite often. It also has some gross humour, the second part in particular.

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Originally Posted by Basil77

Scary movie I like it classic example of "dark" humor (I'm talking about the 1st part, the 2nd and 3rd ones are trash)

I was "fortunate" enough to see the 2nd part... I really think it was a traumatic experience for my tender, vulnerable teenage psyche! Ha-ha. I should've sued the producers. I really think such films might just addle your brains...

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Originally Posted by alexB

Those are the funniest moments of the “Along Came Polly”. Very funny, hah? That’s what passes for humor quite often these days.

Yes, that film is quite disgusting in places. I wonder if anyone would've lost anything if it had never been made.

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The movie earned a "Rotten" 27 percent on Rotten Tomatoes.[1] The film was a financial success, making $170,360,435 in the worldwide box office.

(if it was a success, then it was only because of Jennifer Aniston and Ben Stiller)

OK, sorry for the offtopic, I'll just stop discussing American comedies here, full stop.
July 24th, 2010, 04:46 PM
Seraph

Re: UPDATED: Greatest Hits of Russian Cinema +100 Films / Mo

Some of the films mentioned above can be viewed at the Youtube channel of VelikayaRus. One of most recent is БИТВА ЗА МОСКВУ. Here is a list of selections in playlist/series;

10. ВЕСНА НА ЗАРЕЧНОЙ УЛИЦЕ
52. ДОРОГОЙ МОЙ ЧЕЛОВЕК
29. НЕБЕСНЫЙ ТИХОХОД
64. БЛАГОЧЕСТИВАЯ МАРТА
77. ГАРАЖ
84. ИЩИТЕ ЖЕНЩИНУ
93. АНТОН ИВАНОВИЧ СЕРДИТСЯ
85. САМАЯ ОБАЯТЕЛЬНАЯ...
56. ВОКЗАЛ ДЛЯ ДВОИХ
34. МЕСТО ВСТРЕЧИ ИЗМЕНИТЬ НЕЛЬЗЯ
09. ОГОНЬ, ВОДА И МЕДНЫЕ ТРУБЫ
75. ОСВОБОЖДЕНИЕ
14. ВЫСОТА
62. ДВОРЯНСКОЕ ГНЕЗДО
59. АФОНЯ
97. ТАЙНА ЗОЛОТОЙ ГОРЫ
76. ОНИ СРАЖАЛИСЬ ЗА РОДИНУ
78. ЧЕЛОВЕК С БУЛЬВАРА КАПУЦИНОВ
92. ПРЕСТУПЛЕНИЕ И НАКАЗАНИЕ
04. МОРОЗКО
57. СЛУЖЕБНЫЙ РОМАН
40. ОТВЕТНЫЙ ХОД
71. ЩИТ И МЕЧ
53. ДЕЛО БЫЛО В ПЕНЬКОВЕ
94. МОСКВА СЛЕЗАМ НЕ ВЕРИТ
47. СЕРДЦА ТРЕХ
28.КАМЕННЫЙ ЦВЕТОК
49. БЕГ
24. СНЕЖНАЯ КОРОЛЕВА (м/ф)
17. ГАРДЕМАРИНЫ, ВПЕРЁД!
80. ЖИВЁТ ТАКОЙ ПАРЕНЬ
35. СЕКРЕТНЫЙ ФАРВАТЕР
82. ОБРЫВ
83. ДОБРО ПОЖАЛОВАТЬ...
05. ФИНИСТ-ЯСНЫЙ СОКОЛ
96. ИМ ПОКОРЯЕТСЯ НЕБО
89. ДЕЛОВЫЕ ЛЮДИ
61. ЯРОСЛАВ МУДРЫЙ
63. СОБАКА НА СЕНЕ
86. СТАРИКИ-РАЗБОЙНИКИ
72. ДВА КАПИТАНА
36. АЛЕКСАНДР НЕВСКИЙ
30. ДВЕНАДЦАТЬ СТУЛЬЕВ
43. ФОРМУЛА ЛЮБВИ
51. ДОЖИВЕМ ДО ПОНЕДЕЛЬНИКА
38. КАРНАВАЛЬНАЯ НОЧЬ
27. АЛЕНЬКИЙ ЦВЕТОЧЕК (м/ф)
50. ВАСИЛИЙ БУСЛАЕВ
69. ЗЕМЛЯ САННИКОВА
66. ЗОЛУШКА
68. ЖЕНИТЬБА БАЛЬЗАМИНОВА
44. ГУСАРСКАЯ БАЛЛАДА
25. СНЕГУРОЧКА (м/ф)
03. КОНЁК-ГОРБУНОК (мультфильм)
01. СКАЗКА О ЦАРЕ САЛТАНЕ
МОИ КЛИПЫ
60. ЭКИПАЖ
42. ЦАРЕВНА-ЛЯГУШКА (м/ф)
81. КОНЁК-ГОРБУНОК
37. МИНИН И ПОЖАРСКИЙ
67. БЕРЕГИСЬ АВТОМОБИЛЯ
95. СТЕПАН РАЗИН
08. САДКО
58. АДЪЮТАНТ...
12. КОРОЛЕВСТВО КРИВЫХ ЗЕРКАЛ
26. ВОЛШЕБНАЯ ПТИЦА (м/ф)
16. ПИРАТЫ ХХ ВЕКА
87. ТАНКИСТЫ
39. ИЛЬЯ МУРОМЕЦ
90. МЕДВЕДЬ
91. ЗАЙЧИК
21. ВЕЧЕРА НА ХУТОРЕ БЛИЗ ДИКАНЬКИ
19. ВОЛШЕБНАЯ ЛАМПА АЛАДДИНА
79. ПРИКЛЮЧЕНИЯ БУРАТИНО (м/ф)
06. РУСЛАН И ЛЮДМИЛА
22. НОЧЬ ПЕРЕД РОЖДЕСТВОМ (м/ф)
74. ТОТ САМЫЙ МЮНХГАУЗЕН
13. АЛЫЕ ПАРУСА
45. В НЕКОТОРОМ ЦАРСТВЕ (м/ф)
18. КУБАНСКИЕ КАЗАКИ
20. МАЙСКАЯ НОЧЬ, ИЛИ УТОПЛЕННИЦА
15. ПОЛОСАТЫЙ РЕЙС
33. СКАЗКА О ЦАРЕ САЛТАНЕ (м/ф)
July 30th, 2011, 03:36 PM
Dmitry Khomichuk

I recommend some serials:
Спецназ/Спецназ 2 - КиноПоиск.ru - Все фильмы планеты - КиноПоиск.ru - Все фильмы планеты
Последнее путешествие Синдбада/Возвращение Синдбада - КиноПоиск.ru - Все фильмы планеты - КиноПоиск.ru - Все фильмы планеты
Русский перевод - КиноПоиск.ru - Все фильмы планеты
July 30th, 2011, 05:06 PM
Hanna

I want to tell everyone that there is a really good subtitle site called http://subs.com.ru/ were subs are available for several hundred Russian films!

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