What's that story with the grandfather trying to pull either the cabbage or turnip out of the ground? I can't find a Russian version of the text anywhere! Alas, Google hath let me down.
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Also, to save clogging up all the topics, can you tell me a "bad-ass" name in Russian? People in school keep making fun of me, because "Максим" sounds too much like "Maxine". The ones in my book do not suffice.