America *is* doing some really stupid things
Exactly. So many things, that they all have not be covered in South Park episodes so far.
America is magnificient without doubt, but I can see some disproportion between "things for body" and "things for soul".
We could discuss Russia's problems in an adjacent thread, but it's dark era in my country so there will be no balsam neither for Russian body nor for Russian soul. And yes, bathrooms (туалеты) are worse than ever.

Pleasant people live everywhere
But still... no, never heard of anybody willing to leave for America. Only for Germany, Finland, Korea, France, Canada, Australia, couple of other countries and "to somewhere" (как в КВНовской шутке - "Бразильский бы выучил только за то, что надо ж куда-нибудь ехать")