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    Russian girls have many STDs?

    Hey everyone I'm new here, studied some russian before, but I'm not very good...

    I'm interested in visiting Russia. Anyway I read there are crazy STD rates in Russia, is that true.

    If you are meeting russian strangers, most people just sleep around immediately or what?

    If I was going on a date to meet a russian girl, I would be pretty scared of getting HIV personally but nobody cares in Russia or what?

    Anyone got any friends in Russia with some crazy stories about this? haha... or maybe just russian penpals ?? lol

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    Re: Russian girls have many STDs?

    Why do you worry about that? Are you going to Russia to have sex?

    Now I see why we have high STD rate: because of foreign tourists.

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    Re: Russian girls have many STDs?

    What is STD ?
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    Re: Russian girls have many STDs?

    Quote Originally Posted by shkesper
    What is STD ?
    Sexually transmitted disease.
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    Re: Russian girls have many STDs?

    Quote Originally Posted by tower
    I'm interested in visiting Russia.
    Use what you should use on your end and hope for the best.

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    Re: Russian girls have many STDs?

    Quote Originally Posted by SAn
    Why do you worry about that? Are you going to Russia to have sex?

    Now I see why we have high STD rate: because of foreign tourists.
    +1000

    gfy and stay tfo of Russia I say.
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    Re: Russian girls have many STDs?

    Quote Originally Posted by Basil77
    gfy and stay tfo of Russia I say.
    Basil77, relax and don't take the poor guy seriously. With this kind of life perception he'll probably be ripped off everything he has right at the airport.

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    Re: Russian girls have many STDs?

    If you are meeting russian strangers, most people just sleep around immediately or what?
    If I was going on a date to meet a russian girl, I would be pretty scared of getting HIV personally but nobody cares in Russia or what?
    This cracked me up.

    Yeah, Russians do not smile to strangers (I'm sure you've heard about that), they sleep with them instead. Immediately.

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    Re: Russian girls have many STDs?

    Quote Originally Posted by gRomoZeka
    Yeah, Russians do not smile to strangers (I'm sure you've heard about that), they sleep with them instead. Immediately.
    That information is only partially correct. Some of the STDs apparently are transmitted through the conversations. So, as a rule "never talk to strangers" in Russia.

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    Re: Russian girls have many STDs?

    Quote Originally Posted by Crocodile
    That information is only partially correct. Some of the STDs apparently are transmitted through the conversations. So, as a rule "never talk to strangers" in Russia.
    A gas mask can help. And a stick to fight off sex-crazed STD-infected Russians.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gRomoZeka
    A gas mask can help. And a stick to fight off sex-crazed STD-infected Russians.
    The official disclaimer mentions it's only effective in 97% of cases, so in the other 3% it won't even work. Therefore, the UN officially advises all travelers to Russia to keep themselves safe in the designated bunkers which are monitored 24/7 by the fully-equipped UN Security Forces. Nevertheless, prepare to sign off the official disclaimer upon arrival. Also, consider special medical insurance offered as a complimentary gift by the flight companies as soon as you board the plane.

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    Re: Russian girls have many STDs?

    Quote Originally Posted by Crocodile
    Therefore, the UN officially advises all travelers to Russia to keep themselves safe in the designated bunkers which are monitored 24/7 by the fully-equipped UN Security Forces. Nevertheless, prepare to sign off the official disclaimer upon arrival. Also, consider special medical insurance offered as a complimentary gift by the flight companies as soon as you board the plane.
    For more information consult this book:
    http://www.amazon.com/Zombie-Survival-G ... 1400049628
    Initially it was named "Russia Survival Guide. Complete protection from all STDs", but a politically correct publisher changed the title.

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    Re: Russian girls have many STDs?

    Quote Originally Posted by gRomoZeka
    Initially it was named "Russia Survival Guide. Complete protection from all STDs", but a politically correct publisher changed the title.
    Unfortunately, that is only one side of the story. The documented shocking revelations of some STD-infected girls shed light on the process. It is believed by some authorities that the Russian Government secretly adopted the policy of mass STD infection so as to ensure the top secrets stay well protected from the thoroughly trained and perfectly equipped foreigner spies. Allegedly, at the time the Russian Government did not have the adequate resources to withstand the well-staged espionage using conventional methods. So, the alternative, in some ways more efficient tactics were adopted.

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    Re: Russian girls have many STDs?

    Okay, so I finally took a look at this thread and ooooohhhhh I am soooo glad I did! Thank you for my laugh of the day!
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    Re: Russian girls have many STDs?

    Oh my God! I have never laughed so much in my life. Crocodile and gRomoZeka, you are so funny!

    Quote Originally Posted by SAn
    Why do you worry about that? Are you going to Russia to have sex?
    Now I see why we have high STD rate: because of foreign tourists.
    What a good answer!
    Please, correct my mistakes.

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    Re: Russian girls have many STDs?

    Russian ladies commonly are the marriageable type. They all want to raise a family, love and be loved. The typical Russian lady does not drink nor smoke. That is why I want to get married to a lady whose origins are from Commonwealth states like Russia, Azerbaijian, Krygystan, Croatia, Ukraine, Poland or former satelllites of the Soviet Union. Can somebody here please find me a wife. I am 51 years old. I have a stable job. Although I live in an apartment, I can now buy my house anytime for cash (modesty aside).

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    Re: Russian girls have many STDs?

    Sweeping generalization bulldung commonly is of generalization bulldung type. It's typically got out of god-know-what wazoo and rarely correlates with facts.

    Quote Originally Posted by крупскяа
    The typical Russian lady does not drink nor smoke.
    Given that в РФ курят более 40% населения - 22% женщин и 60% мужчин taking into account that Так в возрастной группе 20-29 лет процент курящих женщин в 10 раз больше, чем в возрасте старше 60 лет, I dont' know what is 'typical' here.

    That is why I want to get married to a lady whose origins are from Commonwealth states like ... Croatia, ...., Poland, ...
    *facepalm*

    I have a stable job. Although I live in an apartment, I can now buy my house anytime for cash (modesty aside).
    Are you from the default country, btw?
    Russian is tough, let’s go shopping!

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    Quote Originally Posted by vox05
    Sweeping generalization @@@@ commonly is of generalization @@@@ type. It's typically got out of god-know-what wazoo and rarely correlates with facts.

    Quote Originally Posted by крупскяа
    The typical Russian lady does not drink nor smoke.
    Given that в РФ курят более 40% населения - 22% женщин и 60% мужчин taking into account that Так в возрастной группе 20-29 лет процент курящих женщин в 10 раз больше, чем в возрасте старше 60 лет, I dont' know what is 'typical' here.

    That is why I want to get married to a lady whose origins are from Commonwealth states like ... Croatia, ...., Poland, ...
    *facepalm*

    [quote:20xi8ve0]
    I have a stable job. Although I live in an apartment, I can now buy my house anytime for cash (modesty aside).
    Are you from the default country, btw?[/quote:20xi8ve0]


    No offense but I have statistics too to prove my point. Go to the web. Type Anastasia.90% of Anastasia ladies do not smoke nor drink. I am a multimillion dollar peso bannker from the Philippines. Our currency exchange vis-a-vis the dollar is half of Russian. I am not bragging. Nothing can come out with bragging.

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    Re: Russian girls have many STDs?

    Quote Originally Posted by крупскяа


    No offense but I have statistics too to prove my point. Go to the web. Type Anastasia.90% of Anastasia ladies do not smoke nor drink. .
    I can't believe it!
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    Re: Russian girls have many STDs?

    Quote Originally Posted by Vadim Mo
    I can't believe it!
    Of course, you can't believe it! You live in Moscow! Go to province and you will see, that maybe not 90%, but 75%-80% of ladies don't smoke and don't drink.
    Please, correct my mistakes.

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