Russian girls have many STDs?

Hey everyone I'm new here, studied some russian before, but I'm not very good...

I'm interested in visiting Russia. Anyway I read there are crazy STD rates in Russia, is that true.

If you are meeting russian strangers, most people just sleep around immediately or what?

If I was going on a date to meet a russian girl, I would be pretty scared of getting HIV personally but nobody cares in Russia or what?

Anyone got any friends in Russia with some crazy stories about this? haha... or maybe just russian penpals ?? lol

Why do you worry about that? Are you going to Russia to have sex?

Now I see why we have high STD rate: because of foreign tourists.

What is STD ?

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Originally Posted by shkesper

What is STD ?

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Sexually transmitted disease.

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Originally Posted by tower

I'm interested in visiting Russia.

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Use what you should use on your end and hope for the best. :crazy:

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Originally Posted by SAn

Why do you worry about that? Are you going to Russia to have sex?

Now I see why we have high STD rate: because of foreign tourists.

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+1000

gfy and stay tfo of Russia I say.

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Originally Posted by Basil77

gfy and stay tfo of Russia I say.

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Basil77, relax and don't take the poor guy seriously. With this kind of life perception he'll probably be ripped off everything he has right at the airport. *)

PS. #include <stdlib.h> :wink:

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If you are meeting russian strangers, most people just sleep around immediately or what?
If I was going on a date to meet a russian girl, I would be pretty scared of getting HIV personally but nobody cares in Russia or what?

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This cracked me up. :lol:

Yeah, Russians do not smile to strangers (I'm sure you've heard about that), they sleep with them instead. Immediately. :D

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Originally Posted by gRomoZeka

Yeah, Russians do not smile to strangers (I'm sure you've heard about that), they sleep with them instead. Immediately. :D

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That information is only partially correct. Some of the STDs apparently are transmitted through the conversations. So, as a rule "never talk to strangers" in Russia. *)

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Originally Posted by Crocodile

That information is only partially correct. Some of the STDs apparently are transmitted through the conversations. So, as a rule "never talk to strangers" in Russia. *)

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A gas mask can help. And a stick to fight off sex-crazed STD-infected Russians.

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Originally Posted by gRomoZeka

A gas mask can help. And a stick to fight off sex-crazed STD-infected Russians.

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The official disclaimer mentions it's only effective in 97% of cases, so in the other 3% it won't even work. Therefore, the UN officially advises all travelers to Russia to keep themselves safe in the designated bunkers which are monitored 24/7 by the fully-equipped UN Security Forces. Nevertheless, prepare to sign off the official disclaimer upon arrival. Also, consider special medical insurance offered as a complimentary gift by the flight companies as soon as you board the plane.

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Originally Posted by Crocodile

Therefore, the UN officially advises all travelers to Russia to keep themselves safe in the designated bunkers which are monitored 24/7 by the fully-equipped UN Security Forces. Nevertheless, prepare to sign off the official disclaimer upon arrival. Also, consider special medical insurance offered as a complimentary gift by the flight companies as soon as you board the plane.

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For more information consult this book:
http://www.amazon.com/Zombie-Survival-G ... 1400049628
Initially it was named "Russia Survival Guide. Complete protection from all STDs", but a politically correct publisher changed the title.

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Originally Posted by gRomoZeka

Initially it was named "Russia Survival Guide. Complete protection from all STDs", but a politically correct publisher changed the title.

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Unfortunately, that is only one side of the story. The documented shocking revelations of some STD-infected girls shed light on the process. It is believed by some authorities that the Russian Government secretly adopted the policy of mass STD infection so as to ensure the top secrets stay well protected from the thoroughly trained and perfectly equipped foreigner spies. Allegedly, at the time the Russian Government did not have the adequate resources to withstand the well-staged espionage using conventional methods. So, the alternative, in some ways more efficient tactics were adopted.

Okay, so I finally took a look at this thread and ooooohhhhh I am soooo glad I did! :ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL: Thank you for my laugh of the day!

Oh my God! I have never laughed so much in my life. http://yoursmiles.ru/fund02043.gif http://yoursmiles.ru/fund02043.gif http://yoursmiles.ru/fund02043.gif Crocodile and gRomoZeka, you are so funny! :D

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Originally Posted by SAn

Why do you worry about that? Are you going to Russia to have sex?
Now I see why we have high STD rate: because of foreign tourists.

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What a good answer! :good:

Russian ladies commonly are the marriageable type. They all want to raise a family, love and be loved. The typical Russian lady does not drink nor smoke. That is why I want to get married to a lady whose origins are from Commonwealth states like Russia, Azerbaijian, Krygystan, Croatia, Ukraine, Poland or former satelllites of the Soviet Union. Can somebody here please find me a wife. I am 51 years old. I have a stable job. Although I live in an apartment, I can now buy my house anytime for cash (modesty aside).

Sweeping generalization bulldung commonly is of generalization bulldung type. It's typically got out of god-know-what wazoo and rarely correlates with facts.

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Originally Posted by крупскяа

The typical Russian lady does not drink nor smoke.

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Given that в РФ курят более 40% населения - 22% женщин и 60% мужчин taking into account that Так в возрастной группе 20-29 лет процент курящих женщин в 10 раз больше, чем в возрасте старше 60 лет, I dont' know what is 'typical' here.

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That is why I want to get married to a lady whose origins are from Commonwealth states like ... Croatia, ...., Poland, ...

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*facepalm*

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I have a stable job. Although I live in an apartment, I can now buy my house anytime for cash (modesty aside).

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Are you from the default country, btw?

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Originally Posted by vox05

Sweeping generalization @@@@ commonly is of generalization @@@@ type. It's typically got out of god-know-what wazoo and rarely correlates with facts.

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Originally Posted by крупскяа

The typical Russian lady does not drink nor smoke.

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Given that в РФ курят более 40% населения - 22% женщин и 60% мужчин taking into account that Так в возрастной группе 20-29 лет процент курящих женщин в 10 раз больше, чем в возрасте старше 60 лет, I dont' know what is 'typical' here.

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That is why I want to get married to a lady whose origins are from Commonwealth states like ... Croatia, ...., Poland, ...

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*facepalm*

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I have a stable job. Although I live in an apartment, I can now buy my house anytime for cash (modesty aside).

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No offense but I have statistics too to prove my point. Go to the web. Type Anastasia.90% of Anastasia ladies do not smoke nor drink. I am a multimillion dollar peso bannker from the Philippines. Our currency exchange vis-a-vis the dollar is half of Russian. I am not bragging. Nothing can come out with bragging.

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Originally Posted by крупскяа

No offense but I have statistics too to prove my point. Go to the web. Type Anastasia.90% of Anastasia ladies do not smoke nor drink. .

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I can't believe it! :shock:

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Originally Posted by Vadim Mo

I can't believe it! :shock:

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Of course, you can't believe it! You live in Moscow! :roll: Go to province and you will see, that maybe not 90%, but 75%-80% of ladies don't smoke and don't drink.

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Originally Posted by крупскяа

No offense but I have statistics too to prove my point. Go to the web. Type Anastasia.90% of Anastasia ladies do not smoke nor drink.

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Either the sampling doesn't match the overall population of that age group, or the stuff they write in profiles doesn't reflect the reality.

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I am a multimillion dollar peso bannker from the Philippines. ... I am not bragging. Nothing can come out with bragging.

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Yeah right.

I got chlamydia from a girl in Russia once (or it could have been England).

But from my experiences they are just like every other place. You can't just place a label on all people who live in a certain area.

There are always hookers in any country in this world. Prostitution is legal (or illegal?) in Russia. Or you cannot stop prostitution. My email gets solicitations every day. Lots of them. But yes in Anastasia, 75-80% of ladies do not smoke nor drink. They are indeed the marriageable type. I know lots of successful marriages in America between American men and Russian ladies. As I said, they all want to raise a family, love and be loved.

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Originally Posted by tower

I'm interested in visiting Russia. Anyway I read there are crazy STD rates in Russia, is that true.

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That's a load of unadulterated balderdash. It's like saying Russia is a country full of commies that worship Stalin day and night. That just doesn't stand up. STDs are spread all over the globe, in any country you can find a diseased man or woman, and there's no foreknowledge whether you can contract an STD from a particular individual or not. And if you want to visit russia to get laid, I don't thing you're on the right track, if you have it that bad for russian women, send away for a mail order bride with a clean bill of health.

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Originally Posted by Dogboy182

I got chlamydia from a girl in Russia once (or it could have been England).

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Wow, havent the foggiest what in hells name that word means, but I hope your shaft didnt fall off afterwards (or did it? :shock: )

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As I said, they all want to raise a family, love and be loved.

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Yeah, only some of them (or better still most of them ) are out to sit on their rear end in front of a tv, mooching off their wealthy hubbies.
Have you heard the recent scandal involving Mel Gibson and his russian squeeze? From good life perhaps and all the amenities that go with the turf, she totally went overboard and concocted a bullshit story about how Mel bitch slapped her and threatened her. When I was listening to the alleged accusations on the radio the other day my blood was boiling and I was thinking to myself how obnoxious and tactless and uncouth that cheap skank of a wife has to be to accuse a well-reputed, brilliant actor of all that made up stuff that doesn't make any sense and sounds as convincing to me as a fairytale? Who put her up to this? How much did they pay her? How big a settlement is she thinking to get her grabby hands on?

I can't believe you would say such a thing!
She recorded him ranting some really evil things. He is clearly derailed.
She seems perfectly normal - I guess she got married without realising that he was a raving lunatic! Apparently she is a successful pianist. I guess it's possible she got somewhat seduced by his wealth but it's totally unacceptable that he knocks out her teeth. I hope she really takes him to the cleaners! (=expression that means that she should get all his money if she can!)

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Originally Posted by Hanna

I can't believe you would say such a thing!
She recorded him ranting some really evil things. He is clearly derailed.
She seems perfectly normal - I guess she got married without realising that he was a raving lunatic! Apparently she is a successful pianist. I guess it's possible she got somewhat seduced by his wealth but it's totally unacceptable that he knocks out her teeth. I hope she really takes him to the cleaners! (=expression that means that she should get all his money if she can!)

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Please, don't be so naive, you soutnd like you fell off the turnip truck.
The tape was doctored, of course. Maybe they had a small household quarrel about something, but what's on the tape is borderline impossible, by any stretch of the imagination. Do you really put any stock in such preposterous accusations? His detractors want to discredit him, the media like a pack of ravenous wolfs are eager to get a hold of something out of the ordinary like this, whether it's true or not, and blow it out of all proportion. They seem intent on making Mel out to be a crazed inebriated maniac. He had a problem with alcohol, I'll give you that much, but he has overcome it, now he's clean. He simply couldn't have been saying the things on that tape. I listened to it and it sounded like a put-up job.
I think it's obvious the man on the tape is NOT Mel, it's some idiot who's passing himself off as Mel and doing a good job of it too, seeing as how many people believe this trumped-up story.
That wife of his is a gold digger, period

Лично моё хорошее отношение к Мэлу не изменилось после этой истории. Вся его беда в том, что он связался не поймёшь с кем. Только политкорректность мне мешает сказать, с кем именно он связался.

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Originally Posted by Mr Happy Go Lucky

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Originally Posted by Dogboy182

I got chlamydia from a girl in Russia once (or it could have been England).

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Wow, havent the foggiest what in hells name that word means, but I hope your shaft didnt fall off afterwards (or did it? :shock: )

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chlamydia

Its only the most common STD in the world. Its been reported to even be contracted by virgins. Lol man do you ever leave the house? :P :hlop:

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Originally Posted by Crocodile

That information is only partially correct. Some of the STDs apparently are transmitted through the conversations. So, as a rule "never talk to strangers" in Russia. *)

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"Don't talk to strangers
'Cause they're only there to do you harm"

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Originally Posted by Skiper

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Originally Posted by Crocodile

That information is only partially correct. Some of the STDs apparently are transmitted through the conversations. So, as a rule "never talk to strangers" in Russia. *)

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"Don't talk to strangers
'Cause they're only there to do you harm"

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Even if she's a very well endowed blonde haired blue eyed Ukrainian she-beauty? How can she do any harm... ? Its like saying a puppydog will give you rabies. I can't begin to fathom!

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Originally Posted by Dogboy182

Even if she's a very well endowed blonde haired blue eyed Ukrainian she-beauty? How can she do any harm... ? Its like saying a puppydog will give you rabies. I can't begin to fathom!

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слыхал про клофелин?

походу нет... А чё ? ))

Поиск по гуглу тока сиськи показал ))

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Originally Posted by Dogboy182

А чё ? ))

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все то же
"Don't talk to strangers
'Cause they're only there to do you harm"

Well, my wonderful Russian girlfriend сама однажды мне тоже была незнакома. Потом подошёл я к ней и всё)) Всё как в сказке... Sometimes you have to talk to strangers to make friends.

:thumbs:

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Originally Posted by Dogboy182

Its only the most common STD in the world. Its been reported to even be contracted by virgins. Lol man do you ever leave the house? :P :hlop:

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Lol you seem to be very astute as far as girls go.
No, I rarely leave the house, I have no life and me frequenting boards like this is a case in point. :instruct:
Sometimes I venture into town to get a BJ, though, from a street hooker (plenny of those in Chicago, only you gotta be careful cuz her pimp can rob you at gunpoint).

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Originally Posted by Mr Happy Go Lucky

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Originally Posted by Dogboy182

Its only the most common STD in the world. Its been reported to even be contracted by virgins. Lol man do you ever leave the house? :P :hlop:

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Lol you seem to be very astute as far as girls go.
No, I rarely leave the house, I have no life and me frequenting boards like this is a case in point. :instruct:
Sometimes I venture into town to get a BJ, though, from a street hooker (plenny of those in Chicago, only you gotta be careful cuz her pimp can rob you at gunpoint).

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Oh! You've seen Брат 2 I see? Nice !!