Thread: Russian Crocodile jumps from 12th-floor window and survives

I have an Australian crocodile suitcase! he he he !!!
I don't like crocs!

Originally Posted by charlestonian

Originally Posted by Rtyom

I've had several cats at home, most of which were unlucky to fall down from the 6th floor. But they were alive! However, badly injured.

Yeah right... I bet you threw them out of window... every one of them

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Originally Posted by Rtyom

Originally Posted by charlestonian

Originally Posted by Rtyom

I've had several cats at home, most of which were unlucky to fall down from the 6th floor. But they were alive! However, badly injured.

Yeah right... I bet you threw them out of window... every one of them

You are heartless (Edited out. L.)!

That was a joke you (Edited out. L.)

Originally Posted by charlestonian

Originally Posted by Rtyom

Originally Posted by charlestonian

Originally Posted by Rtyom

I've had several cats at home, most of which were unlucky to fall down from the 6th floor. But they were alive! However, badly injured.

Yeah right... I bet you threw them out of window... every one of them

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Posted: Russian Crocodile jumps from 12th-floor window and survives

Deep thought... American alligators are not that stupid... they don't jump from 12th-floor window... I saw one flying across the room once though...

Originally Posted by DDT

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Originally Posted by scotcher

Hold on a sec, I think I'm channeling tomorrow's Washington Post...

A CROCODILE survived a fall from the 12th floor of a block of flats in Russia under suspicious circumstances.

The crocodile, a fierce critic of Vladimir Putin, has links to exiled dissident Boris Berezovsky. Contacted this morning for an opinion, Mr Berezovsky claimed that it was obviously a bungled attempted murder, carried out by the FSB, the successor to the much feared KGB, in order to silence him after he made some sarcastic remarks about the President to a passing polar bear.

Another contact, who wishes to remain anonymous for fear of being targeted himself, added "the only other explanation is that it was a suicide attempt, brought on by the depression caused by living in a country that is backsliding on democracy."

The President's office has refused to comment on the case, claiming that they do not wish to interfere in an ongoing criminal investigation. Critics argue, however, that the investigation is a sham and is being manipulated by the Kremlin.

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