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Hi I love Ukraine
I've never been,
But I plan to become a Ukrainian citizen
I'm done with Britain
Ukraine is becoming stronger,
Victor Yushchnko has an ugly face but I admire him as a politician
Yulia Tymoshenko has powerful hair
I want to learn Ukrainian
I plan to live in the Rada.
It appears, Danka has shared his/her pot with you.Quote:
Originally Posted by TATY
It's not pot, it's Slavophilia!Quote:
Originally Posted by Ramil
TATY, +100!!! :)
I want to go to Mars
I'm sick and tired with Earth
Even though I know I was born here
Nevertheless I like Mars with all my heart
And yes I know the atmosphere there
Is not thick enough and it's very cold there and no water
And there is not enough oxygen and nitrogen
But I adore the RED COLOUR of the planet
And I believe that only True Communists (TM)
Will live on Mars
And that's why I want to move there
And I know there's no rockets to take me there
But that can't stop me
Nothing in fact can stop me
And if you try to stop me
Oh with what a delight I will go regardless of what you say!
And you can think I'm stupid
And maybe I even am
But that can't stop me either!!
See you my dear Earth friends!!
Would it matter much if I say that the Slavs don't care much about each other nowadays? :mrgreen:Quote:
Originally Posted by TATY
although i know
it's wrong to
make fun,
i have to
admit that i
am loving this
post
I'm in love with men
I'm not gay
But I'm through with women
I know men have penises,
but I'll get over that,
I plan to have a gay marriage
I know I have no boyfriend
And I know it's still illegal where I live
But one day I'll get there.
Personally,
I've always felt
that I am
a Lesbian
trapped
inside a mans' body...
Well, just FYI crocodile, Nitrogen is 'toxic' as it displaces oxygen ultimately killing you. SO having a lack of nitrogen anywhere that you want to say, not die, is a good thing.
Probably you mean something like hydrogen or even harmless argon.
Btw this is getting a little ridiculous. Its not even amusing anymore (was hardly to begin with) so probably people should just stop trying way too hard to be funny cuz, really it's not working. No one is laughing at you except you, or your dumb chat friends you forward stupid links to.
You're not Dane Cook, you're not on КОМАДИ КЛАБ or whatever the hell that show is called. So just put a cork in it.
Nobody knows but me: you are a little drunk. It's O.K. really. We love you anyway.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dogboy182
Actually I just got off work about 4 minutes before I wrote that. It is both pysically and legally impossible for me to be or have been drunk at the time of that posting. But good guess. But not really...
So when I make posts chastising other people they or I get banned, warned, blocked, deleted, locked.
But when other people do it its suddenly tolerable and 'the cool' thing to do? I don't get it.
Whatever.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dogboy182
Dear, Dogboy182:Quote:
Originally Posted by Dogboy182
Next time, just before you try "chastising other people", consider the following (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earth%27s_atmosphere):
The Earth's atmosphere is a layer of gases surrounding the planet Earth that is retained by the Earth's gravity. It contains roughly (by molar content/volume) 78.08% nitrogen, 20.95% oxygen, 0.93% argon, 0.038% carbon dioxide, trace amounts of other gases, and a variable amount (average around 1%) of water vapor.
So, for the most part, the Earth's atmosphere is nitrogen.
No offense here. ;)
Like Комади Клуб is actually funny.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dogboy182
The Earth's Atmosphere is mostly Nitrogen but we don't need it for human respiration, so a lack of Nitrogen wouldn't be a problem for us, because we only need to the Kislorod.Quote:
Originally Posted by Crocodile
Wow! I never would have thought this topic could be so hotly debated! ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by TATY
Anyways, you see, TATY, had we have a more significant portion of oxygen ("Kislorod"), we would have been burned alive from the inside. ;) That's why in the air we breathe we have to have something which is called "buffer gas." In case of the Earth it's nitrogen.
To free myself up from any further criticism on that matter, please refer to any article on Terraforming of Mars such as http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terraforming_of_Mars or alike.
By the way, oxygen is a strong oxidiser and breathing the pure oxygen can cause harm to your health.
Like you can understand their jokes.Quote:
Originally Posted by TATY
What I don't understand is how people find it funny.Quote:
Originally Posted by net surfer
What's funny in English humour anyway?Quote:
Originally Posted by TATY
Well, comedy club is pretty funny I guess, Its just too 'in yo face' / fast paced for me, so I probably don't understand most of the jokes.
BUT ok BOZO. Looky here!!
I'm pretty sure I work with rocket and jet FUEL everyday including nitrogen and oxygen in liquid and gaseous forms. As well as several types of petroleum based propellants.
I know what you did, dude.
It doesn't take a rocket fuel specialist to see this. You named off some gases, probably the first ones that came to your head when you were trying way too hard to be funny. Some overzealous a*hole (me) came along and needlessly corrected you. You got offended, read an article on Wikipedia and all of a sudden your a chemistry expert.
Look, man, 70% nitrogen anywhere would kill you. Most of this nitrogen is probably way way up in the highest reaches of the atmosphere, Whereas this 23.7% oxygen or however much it is, is the same from sea level up until you cross into outer space. The oxygene level never changes. Pure oxygen isn't entirely 'bad' for you either. It would take months and months to have side effects. But seeing as how pilots breath pure oxygen on missions, some lasting 24+ hours, they do just fine.
And just so you know, they don't add little bits of nitrogen and or other superfluous gases to the pilots breathing apparatus as to "recreate their lungs natural environment". 100% oxygen seems to do the trick, and no one has burst into flames yet...
With all due respect, 78% of nitrogen is in fact present in the air we are breathing.
The fact that nitrogen dissolves in human blood at higher pressures results in aeroembolism among amateur scuba divers (speak to anyone with scuba experience to confirm that, and that nitrogen present in the air).
By itself, Nitrogen is chemically inactive (well, almost) and quite harmless at normal air pressure. It is the oxides of nitrogen (NO, NO2, N2O4) that represent danger to humans.
I'm not a rocket fuel specialist, but as far as I know, nitrogen doesn't support combustion so it cannot be used as oxidizer. Nitrogen tetroxide (N2O4), on the contrary, is quite deadly. It supports combustion and is used as oxidizer in liquid fuel missiles. When it is mixed with unsymmetrical dimethylhydrazine [(CH3)2N2H2] (liquid rocket fuel - very poisonous too), the mixture self-ignites.
Small correction: the first main ones that came to my head. The simple scientific fact that the air we breathe is mostly nitrogen and oxygen is so commonly known, that I'm not really sure what the fuss it all about. And for the human beings to live on Mars they would have to recreate the similar atmosphere there. Of course, when you doubted that simple fact, I think the best would be to support my words with Wikipedia or any other trusted source, wouldn't it?Quote:
Originally Posted by Dogboy182
Also, who rattled your cage? Just trying to impress Danka, aren't you? ;)
1) U can have life without nitrogen. The only use it has is inflating tires.
2) If you were in a room with 78% nitrogen you would be unconscious in 30 seconds and dead in about 3 minutes. Sure there might be 78% nitrogen throughout the Earth's entire atmosphere but its not like you're breathing all 78% of it all the time.
Theres a big difference between the Earth and room. Or even the Earth and Mars.
3)Sure, Nitrogen is non flammable, it displaces oxygen making it impossible to set on fire.
4) if you wanted to make mars a paradise there would be no need to "recreate our natural habitate" by adding nitrogen in the atmosphere. You could substitute it with other gases like hydrogen, helium, argon, methane (so you smell good) and of course if you wanted any photosynthesizing organisms, carbon dioxide. But as far as I know nothing needs nitrogen to live.
And nothing rattled my cage other than, I just had to step in when for like the 4th time now, I saw your unsuccessful attempt at trying way too hard at being funny. And it seems it worked. No one is making fun of Danny girl and now my once thought useless knowledge of fuel has come to some use. Everyone's a winner.
And, no, I'm not into 18 year olds, no offense.
LOL and I'm sorry Mr crocodile but,Quote:
Anyways, you see, TATY, had we have a more significant portion of oxygen ("Kislorod"), we would have been burned alive from the inside
As any 4 year old can see,
http://www.splendoroftruth.com/curtjest ... iangle.png
You need more then oxygen to start a fire, you need an ignition source, like say, Fire, and another source of fuel, say, petrol.
Sure our bodies are something like 98 degrees Fahrenheit but the flashpoint of oxygen, while I don't know it, is not that cold. SO unless you were inhaling pints of nail polish remover and swallowing lit matches, I can safely re-assure you that we surely would NOT randomly burst into flames.
The only thing that would happen is we would probably have stronger bones and need less sleep. But its not a perfect world, sadly.
And I'm still not sure why you put all these random words in quotes . Is that another attempt at being funny? Is it some kind of ironic kislorod?Quote:
("Kislorod")
So, are you done?
You are a very very strange person, Dogboy. :roll:Quote:
Originally Posted by Dogboy182
I'm talking about the air we breathe, you're answering about the fuel... :? I'm talking about the atmosphere, you're insisting that in a room the composition of air would be different ... :?
Ok, let's try one more time before I give up to convince you of the real scientific fact. Since I realize you like pictures better, please have a look at the following link which has A LOT OF PICTURES you can enjoy while you also learn: http://www.chemistryland.com/CHM107/Air ... ition.html If you find that reading tedious, here's a small excerpt (which means "part of the text"):
"8 out of 10 atoms (or molecules) of air are made of nitrogen. In the movie Total Recall, there was an ancient alien factory that could release the oxygen from the Martian soil. Actually, this atmosphere would be pure oxygen, which is not good to breath for long periods and would present extreme fire hazards. It's lacking the 80% nitrogen. Imagine the volume of air in a typical classroom that is 30 feet by 30 feet with a 10 foot high ceiling. Also assume, we separated all the gases. Oxygen would cover the room to about 2 feet deep. Nitrogen would fill almost to the ceiling (another 8 feet minus a couple of inches). "
But, if you don't like that explanation either, don't worry. Also, if that was too funny to you, also don't worry. When you grow up you will learn to focus on what is important and what is not important. You will hopefully also get a sense of humor different from just putting "LOL" in your posts. :D [/i]
Yeah but the ladies love me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Crocodile
Once I saw total recall I quit. How did you know I don't like reading...
But hey at least we have something in common. I get ALL my facts from Hollywood movies too! Right on dude!
Well anyways I brought up the room deal because I'm talking about the SCALE. Mars is smaller than earth, if you had the same amount of nitrogen on mars as on earth there would be problems, just like if you, put to scale, 80% (How much is it by the way? 70 78 80%? Your numbers keep changing) nitrogen in a room with 20 percent oxygen you would, if not be dead, be at least brain dead.
When we fill liquid nitrogen (and this is just liquid nitrogen, not even in gas form) at work (where our containers are outside) we need at least 3 people in case someone passes out and don't lay there and die.
Well anyway, hope ur getting a kick out of ur new online chemistry G.E.D. for free but I'm done with you reptilian.
Peace!
ps. The picture was for you, movie man.
pps maybe one day you'll learn how to use forum code [/i]
ppps ur still not funny. LOL ROFLMAO JK K THNX TTYL BYE!
And peace it is.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dogboy182
The composition of Earth's atmosphere air at sea level:
http://www.temp.campusnotes.net/imag...roportions.gif
Nitrogen (N2) - 780,840 ppmv (78.084%)
Oxygen (O2) - 209,460 ppmv (20.946%)
Argon (Ar) - 9,340 ppmv (0.9340%)
Carbon dioxide (CO2) - 383 ppmv (0.0383%)
Neon (Ne) - 18.18 ppmv (0.001818%)
Helium (He) - 5.24 ppmv (0.000524%)
Methane (CH4) - 1.745 ppmv (0.0001745%)
Krypton (Kr) - 1.14 ppmv (0.000114%)
Hydrogen (H2) - 0.55 ppmv (0.000055%)
I liked the video when the Russians were trying to impersonate Americans who were trying to speak "survival Russian". They even recited an "Americanized" reading of a famous Pushkin poem at the end.Quote:
Originally Posted by TATY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSE14cMsDtYQuote:
Originally Posted by Crocodile