Thread: Plz i need help with my Russian

Hi everyone im new here and i need to know some Russain because im playing he Russians in my hockey and i would like to speak to them. Now i was adopted from Moscow,Russia in Evonova and was brought to Canada =).I did know some Russian but i need to know some again. My hockey team wants me to teach them a bit too hope u can help me! :P

How much time do you plan on spending in order to learn this language?

Dear goaliedude,

Please tell all your hockey friends not to spit on the ice. It is gross and us figure skaters hate it. Once I saw a puddle of blood with a tooth in, I am thinking that came from you hockey people as well. I hate skating after hockey people have been practicing because you guys are very hard on the ice and make a bunch of snow so that it is hard to skate on and makes the blades get dull very fast. That said I am very thankful for hockey because otherwise all the rinks would close down without your business. I wish you all the best in your language studies. Have a wonderful Christmas.

Seasons greetings,
Me

When you take part in an ice hockey crucial match, you come under colossal exercise stresses. This causes great dehydration in your organism. Your throat gets totally dry. So, you need to either rinse your mouths or chew a gum all the time in order for your mouth to be somewhat wet; otherwise you may faint and won't be able to fight out. This is sport, not dancing.

Originally Posted by Biancca

Dear goaliedude,
Once I saw a puddle of blood with a tooth in, I am thinking that came from you hockey people as well.

By the looks of your new avatar Biannca, perhaps that tooth came from you!

Originally Posted by mishau_

This is sport, not dancing.

Freestyle skating is a sport too. Only a handful of people in the world are capable of landing a quad.

Originally Posted by Biancca

Originally Posted by mishau_

This is sport, not dancing.

Freestyle skating is a sport too. Only a handful of people in the world are capable of landing a quad.

Only a handful of people are able to eat glass, that doesn't make glass-eating a sport.

Originally Posted by mishau_

... This causes great dehydration in your organism. ...

For some reason, the word organism just doesn't sound right here.

For some reason, the word organism just doesn't sound right here

What's wrong with 'organism' here?

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Originally Posted by kwatts59

Originally Posted by mishau_

... This causes great dehydration in your organism. ...

For some reason, the word organism just doesn't sound right here.

yea, thats not right.

Say body. Organism isn't right here.