Quote Originally Posted by capecoddah View Post
Of all the former service members I know that are gay, not one of them is a "faggot". Probably kick your ass too!
It's a well-known fact among members of the US Navy, US Army, and US Air Force that approximately 100% of US Marines are not merely "faggots", but more specifically, петушки -- i.e., preferring the "пассивная роль".

From an American military humor site:

US Army Study Finds Marines' Historic "Tun Tavern" Was Actually Gay Bar

The author of the article claims to be a former Marine himself -- although I find that very difficult to believe, since he's able to write in complete sentences with words of more than one syllable. Another well-known fact about members of the USMC (besides the fact that they're all gay bottoms) is that they're almost completely illiterate, and so stupid that if you ask one of them how to spell "U.S.M.C.", the answer will usually be "Y -- E -- E -- S." [for "you-ess-emm-see", get it?]

Marine Corps Marathon Spawns Less-Successful Marine Corps Spelling Bee

While the USMC Headquarters initially joked that the spelling bee would prove Marines can't spell "defeat," they grew more alarmed when it also proved that Marines can't spell "Marines."