Quote Originally Posted by Hanna View Post
I only got some bits of the interview with the queen... But it was very funny! Didn't recognise some of the people she called.
They make her speak like rural Russian old lady from northern areas (Kostroma, Vologda, and such), here is my translation:

- Hello, Birmingham!
- Hello, Your Majesty.
- What are you doing?
- New Year's shopping. Your Majesty, come here to meet New Year!
- Go to.. shopping, you're too far away!
- Hello, Pakistan!
- Hallov yor madgastee!
- I haven't seen taxes from you quite a while.
- Vee ahr not yor peeple.. 50 yers..
- Don't understand a word, hey, pay after all!
- Hello, Lavrov! (Russian foreign minister)
- Hello, Your Majesty.
- What are you doing?
- Talking to you... 8th time today...
- Ok, wait a second, I've got another call at second phone-line...
- Hello, Washington!
- We've seen each other today.
- What are you doing?
- Trying to convince Republican senators to vote for START treaty...
- Ok.. but what are you DOING?
- OMG... cooking turkey!
- Ah, that's good! Don't forget to add a horseradish!
- Hello, Brad Pitt!
- Hello, Your Majesty!
- But where is Brad?
- He is too busy, he is casting in a movie right now.
- Ok, tell him to call Liza the II.
- Hello, Amsterdam!
- Guten tag, Your Majesty! (This is Dick Advocat, Dutch coach of Russian national footbal team).
- What are you doing?
- Celebrating New Year!
- And what's the smell? Just kidding. Happy New Year!
- Hello Ukraine!
- Hello, Your Majesty!
- But where is a pimply one? Where is that wreath-gal?
- You've got me instead.
- Phew, but you're not funny at all.. but we'll see..
- Hello Vatican!
- Hello!
- What are you doing, old one?
- Calling everyone, congratulating with New Year, come here.
- You can... do it with your monks.
- Hello, Kostroma!
- Hello, Your Majesty!
- What are you doing out there?
- Narrating a corporative party at Civil Engeneering Company № 2.
- Because they threw you away from CEC №1? LOL
- That's all. Looks like I've called everyone. [sings] Islands, islands of Great Britain, congratulating the continent with New Year!