Thread: If you had a million dollars, what would you do with it?

Originally Posted by Ramil

P.S. BlackMage - I can arrange two chicks for around $200 Maybe even for free. Interested?

Only if it's free... and they're not Georgians.

Originally Posted by VendingMachine

Originally Posted by shadow1

If you had a million dollars (or a billion rubles), what would you do with it?

If I was that poor, I would start to work.

Wow...a rich guy... can you lend me a million?

Originally Posted by BlackMage

Originally Posted by Ramil

P.S. BlackMage - I can arrange two chicks for around $200 Maybe even for free. Interested?

Is pimping legal in Russia?

Originally Posted by charlestonian

Originally Posted by VendingMachine

Originally Posted by shadow1

If you had a million dollars (or a billion rubles), what would you do with it?

If I was that poor, I would start to work.

Wow...a rich guy... can you lend me a million?

I could but would you be able to pay me back?

Originally Posted by charlestonian

Wow...a rich guy... can you lend me a million?

As we all know, Mr. VendingMachine is actually a Russian oligarch. It's really not hard to deduce which one...

Simply rearrange the letters in VendingMachine, take a couple letters away, and add a few more and you get none other than VladimirPotanin - Russia's eighth richest and second angriest man.

Originally Posted by charlestonian

Originally Posted by BlackMage

Originally Posted by Ramil

P.S. BlackMage - I can arrange two chicks for around $200 Maybe even for free. Interested?

Is pimping legal in Russia?

Who cares?
The severity of Russian laws has always been eased by the optionality of their observance.

Originally Posted by VendingMachine

Originally Posted by charlestonian

Originally Posted by VendingMachine

Originally Posted by shadow1

If you had a million dollars (or a billion rubles), what would you do with it?

If I was that poor, I would start to work.

Wow...a rich guy... can you lend me a million?

I could but would you be able to pay me back?

Sure, $100 a month!

Originally Posted by Ramil

Originally Posted by charlestonian

Originally Posted by BlackMage

Originally Posted by Ramil

P.S. BlackMage - I can arrange two chicks for around $200 Maybe even for free. Interested?

Is pimping legal in Russia?

Who cares?
The severity of Russian laws has always been eased by the optionality of their observance.

So, you can do just about anything you want??? I think it's called an anarchy

Originally Posted by charlestonian

Originally Posted by Ramil

Originally Posted by charlestonian

Originally Posted by Ramil

P.S. BlackMage - I can arrange two chicks for around $200 Maybe even for free. Interested?

Is pimping legal in Russia?

Who cares?
The severity of Russian laws has always been eased by the optionality of their observance.

So, you can do just about anything you want??? I think it's called an anarchy

YEAH (A)
I'm an old punk. Sex pistols were my favourite when I was about 13

Originally Posted by Ramil

Originally Posted by charlestonian

Originally Posted by Ramil

Originally Posted by charlestonian

Originally Posted by Ramil

P.S. BlackMage - I can arrange two chicks for around $200 Maybe even for free. Interested?

Is pimping legal in Russia?

Who cares?
The severity of Russian laws has always been eased by the optionality of their observance.

So, you can do just about anything you want??? I think it's called an anarchy

YEAH (A)
I'm an old punk. Sex pistols were my favourite when I was about 13

And what happened when you turned 13? Let me guess - at the age of 13 you suddenly felt a compelling need for change? Right?

Originally Posted by scotcher

Which luxurious cottages? Smile

Generally, if a seller can make more profit by splitting a property up into flats and selling them separately than if they sold the whole property as-is (including coverinig the cost of the conversion), then they will do so.

That's an interesting fact to unearth about the UK housing market.
The luxurious cottages I saw while in England

If its a gift then at least you don't have to pay tax on it (but the person that gives it to you has to pay gift tax.)



If I had the money I would go to Russia.

Originally Posted by Ty

Originally Posted by Ramil

Is it a million before tax or after?

If its a gift then at least you don't have to pay tax on it (but the person that gives it to you has to pay gift tax.)


If I had the money I would go to Russia.

Why????

Why what? Why the gift tax you mean? or why Russia...

Here about gift tax:

http://www.irs.gov/newsroom/article/0,, ... 15,00.html

and I would go to Russia because I have never been.

Originally Posted by Ty

Why what? Why the gift tax you mean? or why Russia...

Here about gift tax:

http://www.irs.gov/newsroom/article/0,, ... 15,00.html

Why would you want to go to Russia???

Originally Posted by charlestonian

Why would you want to go to Russia???

Well I didnt think you were interested in taxes

I would like to learn Russian better and it would be fun to learn it there instead of here.

Originally Posted by ReDSanchous

And what happened when you turned 13? Let me guess - at the age of 13 you suddenly felt a compelling need for change? Right?

I'd become the fan of ГрОб

Originally Posted by Ramil

Originally Posted by ReDSanchous

And what happened when you turned 13? Let me guess - at the age of 13 you suddenly felt a compelling need for change? Right?

I'd become the fan of ГрОб

Are you still their fan? Now I see that you simply turned to Russian music at 13! :P

Originally Posted by ReDSanchous

Originally Posted by Ramil

Originally Posted by ReDSanchous

And what happened when you turned 13? Let me guess - at the age of 13 you suddenly felt a compelling need for change? Right?

I'd become the fan of ГрОб

Are you still their fan? Now I see that you simply turned to Russian music at 13! :P

Yes, it happenned at that age, as far as I remember

English wiki entry:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grazhdanskaya_Oborona
(Russian version has some extended info about band's history).

Fan site:
http://www.gr-oborona.ru/pub/rock/alboms.html

Originally Posted by Leof

Once we had counted with the students of my group how much money we need to live our lifetime in reasonable limits without excess or lacks. We had recognised that one million dollars is quite enough summ of money for us. From the birth to the death (close to our 85'th anniversary) the income would be about 1000 per month. Spending it well and thoughtfully one could live in the prosperity. And more than - became rich.

God's Fish be merciful to my knowledge of English tenses!

Лёвушка!!!!!
He's alive, he's alive!!!!

Great to see you back, young friend - I hope you're well!

Now we just need Rtyom back, and we can go back to normal.....


Oh, and don't start me on a million dollars..... I'd probably do what I do now, only more so.....

Ah! Yaga! I am happy to see you again! Very, very much!
I missed you too!! Let me hug you and stand a beer for you! No, two beers!