A "heads up" message from DDT

Just thought i would let you know that I am in A small desert town Nevada. I have been offered a job in my old profession as a Buckaroo ( that's a Nevada cowboy for all of you who have not been here at MR long enough to know my background) for a few weeks or months. I have not agreed to it yet but if i do agree I will not be around very often since there may not be any internet access unless i go into town.

That is why I have not been on lately and probably won't be able to respond to this thread for a while.

So either i will be back on in a few days when i get back to civilization or I will check in when I can.
PS I think I will be the only buckaroo with a laptop in Nevada :lol: :lol:

Thanks for not flaming me too bad and good luck to all.

I go now to have a big think about what I will decide to do.......

Have a great MOO! Say hello to Dolly the cow for me!!!

Please visit us often, just make sure to have a good shower beforehand!

Oohhhh. This is a perfect opportunity for me to use the newest phrase in my vocabulary: "Nevada is dryer than a dingo's donger!" There. Now it's out of my system. Good luck to you -- and remember: if you hear the phrase "I wish I knew how to quit you," you've probably spent too much time out in the desert.

We'll be thinkin' on ya, pard!

Yippy ti yi yo get along little doggies
it's your misfortune and none of my own
Yippy ti yi yo get along little doggies
you know that Nevada will be your new home

Удачи тебе, братишка!

поздравляю!

regards to olga :wink:

Woah, man! Take care and luck be with you! :)

Let us know if the cattle in Nevada have a different accent than those in Oregon. :roll:

Keep your wits 'bout ya, and keep on a eye on those dougies.

We'll miss ya! :wink:

Hi! I'm back. Looks like you won't be able to get rid of me after all. Sorry!

By the way, we don't call them (motherless calves) "doggies", in Buckaroo country they are called "Leppies".

I wonder what the Russian cowboys call them!!!

What, the cows didn't approve?

"Russian cowboys", DDT? :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Originally Posted by Basil77

"Russian cowboys", DDT? :lol: :lol: :lol:

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A typical Russian cowboy:
http://russwedding.narod.ru/Marriage...tuh/Pastuh.jpg

Пьяный пастух Семеныч :lol: В Яндексе нашёл?

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Originally Posted by Basil77

Пьяный пастух Семеныч :lol: В Яндексе нашёл?

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Угу :lol: причём вот что интересно - хрен найдёшь изображение именно русского пастуха из деревни. Кто угодно, кроме наших.

http://www.ozon.ru/multimedia/video_...1000101479.jpg
В этом мультике есть изобрашения русских ковбоев.
http://multiki.arjlover.net/ap/vozvr...avi.image1.jpghttp://multiki.arjlover.net/ap/vozvr...avi.image5.jpg

I am certain that, at least, there are some excellent Russian Horsemen somewhere. Perhaps you can find a photo?

And what about Rodeos? Are there any Russian rodeos?


That is me with the branding iron.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...ngabigcalf.jpg

Have you ever branded a person before? Or a cat? :twisted:

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Originally Posted by basurero

Have you ever branded a person before? Or a cat? :twisted:

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Funny you should ask! I branded myself.

A long time ago I once made a fire branded myself on the upper left arm. It was supposed to be a pretty design but it turned out to be just an ugly scar. It did not hurt that bad.

The hardest part is forcing yourself to hold the red hot iron to your skin.

You see!! The cows don't have it so bad....they don't have to hold the iron on their own hides. :wink:

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Originally Posted by DDT

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Originally Posted by basurero

Have you ever branded a person before? Or a cat? :twisted:

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Funny you should ask! I branded myself.

A long time ago I once made a fire branded myself on the upper left arm. It was supposed to be a pretty design but it turned out to be just an ugly scar. It did not hurt that bad.

The hardest part is forcing yourself to hold the red hot iron to your skin.

You see!! The cows don't have it so bad....they don't have to hold the iron on their own hides. :wink:

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Maybe you didn't holf it steady enough and that's why it's an ugly scar? Repeat with more pressure and with a steadier hand and let us know... :wink:

LOL, DDT, you animal! :lol: I am going to brand my future spouse with my initials.

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Originally Posted by basurero

LOL, DDT, you animal! :lol: I am going to brand my future spouse with my initials.

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Your future spouse is going to be USDA certified? :o

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Originally Posted by DDT

I am certain that, at least, there are some excellent Russian Horsemen somewhere. Perhaps you can find a photo?

And what about Rodeos? Are there any Russian rodeos?


That is me with the branding iron.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...ngabigcalf.jpg

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I cant see your branding iron. Are you crouching or sitting on a horse??

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Originally Posted by Chuvak

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Originally Posted by DDT

I am certain that, at least, there are some excellent Russian Horsemen somewhere. Perhaps you can find a photo?

And what about Rodeos? Are there any Russian rodeos?


That is me with the branding iron.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...ngabigcalf.jpg

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I cant see your branding iron. Are you crouching or sitting on a horse??

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It's hard to see, but the guy crouching is holding something -- the branding iron -- against the calf.

So DDT, where were you during the 70's and 80's? If you hung around rodeos much you've probably heard of my step-father; Sandy Kirby. You know him?

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Originally Posted by Layne

So DDT, where were you during the 70's and 80's? If you hung around rodeos much you've probably heard of my step-father; Sandy Kirby. You know him?

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I never paid much attention to the rodeo scene.

But according to google your step dad was:

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All-Around Cowboy:

Sandy Kirby 1976
Sandy Kirby 1979


Bareback Riding:

Sandy Kirby 1976

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You won't see a branding done like that in Texas!! Note the two horsemen holding the calf by ropes to the front and hind feet. These guys are nevada Buckaroos not cowboys.

In Texas and most other places the rope is taken off the calf and then the calf is held down by two stupid guys willing to do it! :D

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Originally Posted by Chuvak

I cant see your branding iron. Are you crouching or sitting on a horse??

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I'm crouching. The branding iron is parallel to the ground. The haze is smoke from burning hair.

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LOL, DDT, you animal! :lol: I am going to brand my future spouse with my initials.

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Don't do it! What if she likes me better? I don't want her all marked up :D

I was a real fugging idiot when I did that to myself. :oops:

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Originally Posted by DDT

Don't do it! What if she likes me better? I don't want her all marked up :D

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Тебе придется смотреть имя "басуреро" каждый раз увидишь ее задницу.

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I was a real fugging idiot when I did that to myself.

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Нет, ты меня вдохновил! :lol:

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Originally Posted by DDT

Don't do it! What if she likes me better? I don't want her all marked up :D

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Тебе придется смотреть имя "басуреро" каждый раз увидишь ее задницу.

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I was a real fugging idiot when I did that to myself.

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Нет, ты меня вдохновил! :lol:

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Тебе придется ВИДЕТЬ имя Басуреро каждый раз когда ты будешь СМОТРЕТЬ на ее задницу

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...каждый раз, когда...

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