http://www.bigrussiansoul.org/s1007/quiz.htm 8)
Your BRS earned 4 out of five troika matreshki.
Lets drink, my friend. :P
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http://www.bigrussiansoul.org/s1007/quiz.htm 8)
Your BRS earned 4 out of five troika matreshki.
Lets drink, my friend. :P
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"Your so-called "soul" earned 0 out of five troika matreshki.
You are utterly devoid of Russian soul. You are so far removed from my Russian nature that I'm surprised you can even understand me when I speak English to you. I pity you.
You have earned 2 out of five Elvis impersonator matreshki."
:lol:
All these dumb online what are you quizes would be much more interesting if they didnt tell you the title first and had random questions thrown in there that dont count, so that you dont know the actual topic of the poll before you take it.
Mysteriously, you have managed to attain a puny, but noticeable Russian soul. You must return to the motherland and eat bitter berries.
I knew I shouldn't have been taken by the humor of waiting for the timetable to be printed. :o
Command One: Return to the Motherland.
Command Two: Eat bitter berries.
Not neccessarily in that order.
oh...oh...oh... I think I just lost a lung in laughter...say it again! say it again!Quote:
Originally Posted by kalinka_vinnie
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Why do I laugh when something sad is said... (shrug)
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Everyone knows you are BRS trapped in BFB.
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still funny.
I am only 1/4 BRS. what can be expected.
Now, this test is crap. Here's what I got:And I'm probably the most Russian of all the Russians on this board!Quote:
Your negligible Russian soul is nothing to speak of. Let us speak no more of it.
Oh....right... heya VM.Quote:
Originally Posted by VendingMachine
You DO have the biggest russian soul, and therefore the test is proved faulty.
seeing as Pravit's not around to compete.
Same here. :(Quote:
Originally Posted by kalinka_vinnie
У-у-у!
Your BRS earned 3 out of five troika matreshki.
Your soul struggles to rise to its feet. Go. Now. Read Pushkin, drink vodka and eat brown bread. There is hope for you, perhaps.
Just 3 of 5. I'm disappointed, really... That's may be because I didn't drink vodka for a long time :lol:
Your so-called "soul" earned 2 out of five troika matreshki.
Your soul is weak, my friend. Nearly transparent. Yet it is there. The whore of the west has implanted her syphillitic "culture" into your private parts. You must get out into the countryside and subsist on a diet of fresh goat's milk and cucumbers until you are pure.
Yeaaa...
In the test first question has big weight. Changing only it you can get up from
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Your so-called "soul" earned 0 out of five troika matreshki.
You are utterly devoid of Russian soul. You are so far removed from my Russian nature that I'm surprised you can even understand me when I speak English to you. I pity you.
You have earned 3 out of five Elvis impersonator matreshki.
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Your BRS earned 3 out of five troika matreshki.
Your soul struggles to rise to its feet. Go. Now. Read Pushkin, drink vodka and eat brown bread. There is hope for you, perhaps.
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Brown bread?Quote:
Your soul struggles to rise to its feet. Go. Now. Read Pushkin, drink vodka and eat brown bread. There is hope for you, perhaps.
I don't think the author of this quiz is in any position to lecture anyone on the purity of their Russian soul :)
What's wrong with that?Quote:
Originally Posted by scotcher
what is brown bread please? i only know of bartong and rootski kuh-nackered broad which comes in brown too. and boobluck of course.
That's an exellent idea, it would be nice if someone really tried that.Quote:
Originally Posted by drew881
Yes, but it's not the limit. You can rise even from zero troika matreshki to five. It's actually quite easy to figure out how to answer in order to get 5. But change the first answer and you get zero. :) So it makes me wonder what did our foreign friends do in order to get more than zero.Quote:
Originally Posted by FL
That's how they taught us at schools :) How is it really called btw?Quote:
Originally Posted by scotcher
Black bread? O_o
Just out of curiosity, I answered as I thought a Russian might, and...
"Your BRS earned 4 out of five troika matreshki.
Your Russian Soul, while not huge, is respectable.
I will allow you to drink with me, but only if you are buying."
And then I did it over, answering as I would, and got a zero :lol: . So if answering "correctly" on this silly quiz means anything, hmm...perhaps reading Chekhov and the like is finally beginning to sink in :)
Have you tried answering it as you would, except for the first question? I'd advise everyone to do this for comparision.Quote:
Originally Posted by Moryachka
advice: неправильно
advise: правильно
advise= to give advice
Thanks, Rosa Anna, I'll correct it in the original post.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rosa Anna
Чёрный хлеб != коричновый хлебQuote:
Originally Posted by Rtyom
Чёрный хлеб переводится как Dark Bread, Black Bread or Rye Bread
My Lingvo says that it CAN be brown bread, too.Quote:
Originally Posted by kalinka_vinnie
the author of the quiz apparently does not realize that "anecdotes" are not the same thing in English and Russian either.
oh, and i have no BRS.
I'm too lazy to take the quiz. What's that say about my Russian Soul? :(
Ooh, I just found that underline button. I'm gonna underline things more often.
Don't underline everything, it looks awful.
Your so-called "soul" earned 0 out of five troika matreshki.
You are utterly devoid of Russian soul. You are so far removed from my Russian nature that I'm surprised you can even understand me when I speak English to you. I pity you.
You have earned 1 out of five Elvis impersonator matreshki.
' Your so-called "soul" earned 0 out of five troika matreshki.
You are utterly devoid of Russian soul. You are so far removed from my Russian nature that I'm surprised you can even understand me when I speak English to you. I pity you.
You have earned 3 out of five Elvis impersonator matreshki.'
Thats right, 3 elvis things!!!!
I did - if I say "no", I get zero. If I say "yes", I get two. :) I'd just settle for understanding those mysterious Russians, if that's possible. :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Friendy
I have way too much time on my hands...Quote:
Your so-called "soul" earned 0 out of five troika matreshki.
You are utterly devoid of Russian soul. You are so far removed from my Russian nature that I'm surprised you can even understand me when I speak English to you. I pity you.
However, you have made a mighty effort to understand the Big Russian Soul. I salute your effort even as I pity your inevitable ignorance.
You have earned 5 out of five Elvis impersonator matreshki.