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    Camoe Klasnoe Puteshestvie V Pete

    Privet Vsem,

    V moem rasparyazhenii, priznat'sa, mnogo deneg. Ya bogat, i hochy nemnogo potvorstvovat' etomu polozheniu.

    U, tak chto, xotelos' bi slishat' vashi soveti. Sobiraus' poexat' v Pete v Fevrale s podruzhkoi (ukrainka), i xochy, chobi eto puteshestvie bilo samim shikarnim!

    Bud'te lubezni, daite mne sovet. Kakaya gostinica? Kakie muzei? Camie xoroshie i interesnie mesta?

    Mne, mezhdu prochim, ochen' nravitsa russkaya istoriya, literatura i kul'tura, poetomu, bilo bi klasno, esli puteshestvie vertelos okolo etix predmetov. TAK xorosho bi pobivat' v nostoyashoi banoi! Posmotret' na nastoyashie pravoslavnie zhivopisi! Vipivat'... nu, kazhet'sa bol'she nichego skazat'!

    Na pomosh' ludi!

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    Prezhde vsego, izvinni menya za to, chto napisal "v banoi." Ya opyat' pyannij, i poetomu sluchaino eto sdelal. Bil nameren napisat' "v bani."

    Izvinyaus'.. prosti menya! Ya ved' xoroshij i sposobnij paren'!

    i..., esli vas ne zatrudnit, dai mne sovet, kotorij sprashivaet v poslednom obschenii.

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    Fix your computer. I can't take reading that crap.
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    Hey, up yours Crocodile Dundee! :P

    Kidding of course.

    How about you look in the mirror, though. You hardly ever type in Russian.

    Forgive me, I am lazy and drunk. I do not have any ambition left and the last thing on my mind is adding the god damned Russian font onto my comuter.

    Maybe tomorrow... after I can't remeber what happened tonight.


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    Privet, Andrei.

    Ya ne bogat, i v moyom rasporyazhenii, priznat'sya, ne mnogo deneg, no neskol'ko raz byl v Petere i hochu tebe skazat' - don't go to that nasty place, where you are gonna be mugged, robbed and stabbed right upon arrival. You better stay safe at home and transfer your money to me. I would go there instead of you and if I survive I'll send you a CD with high quality video recorded.

    Al.

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    Hey, I never type translit, though! Well I did try once or twice. Anyway getting drunk and messing with your computer is fun.
    http://masterrussian.com/index-16.shtml
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    for those "challenged among us... here is a translation:

    Hello Everyone,

    I have a lot of money at my disposal. I am rich, and I want to indulge in this situation a little.

    And therefore, I would like to here your advice. I am going to go to Saint Petersburg in February with my girlfriend (a Ukrainian) and I want this trip to be the most chic possible. (as chic as it could be!)

    Please, give me some advice. Which hotel? Which museums? The best and most interesting places?

    By the way, I really enjoy Russian history, literature and culture. Therefore, it would be cool if the vacation centered around these subjects. It would be SOOO cool to be in a real banya! To look at real russian orthodox icons! To DRINK... well, I guess there is nothing left to say about that!

    Help me, people!

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    Hey Alware,

    Don't worry, I have already been briefed. "Don't open your mouth, even if someone asks you a direct question! Pretend you are gluxo nemoi!" This is the advice given to me for traveling to Russia by the local "refugees."

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    You're a good sport, Aussie. You and I are at least more alike than Americans to Europeans.

    If not for Putin's political ambitions (and high oil and natural gas prices) and his manipulation of the sheep of Russia, America would be as close to Russia as to you Australians.

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    Quote Originally Posted by andrei_michaelovich
    Hey Alware,

    Don't worry, I have already been briefed. "Don't open your mouth, even if someone asks you a direct question! Pretend you are gluxo nemoi!" This is the advice given to me for traveling to Russia by the local "refugees."
    Well, but I'm still positive that it'd be safer for you to stay home and to transfer money to me.

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    And I am good with the ladies, Perhaps I could handle that end for you!
    Let me be a free man, free to travel, free to stop, free to work, free to trade where I choose, free to choose my own teachers, free to follow the religion of my fathers, free to talk, think and act for myself. - Chief Joseph, Nez Perce

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    Oh Ally ol' boy (Allware in Southern American Dialect),

    You sure are a real Russian, ain't ya?

    You almost had me ol' boy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by andrei_michaelovich
    Oh Ally ol' boy (Allware in Southern American Dialect),

    You sure are a real Russian, ain't ya?

    You almost had me ol' boy.
    Just trying to take care of you

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    Chestno skazhi, aussi, skol'ko russkix devushek ti #$@!@#$?

    A eto ne stoit. Ya veru. Ya kak raz xochu, potomu chto ti simpatichnij paren',

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    Holy crap, Ally. Where are you in Siberia?????

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    Quote Originally Posted by andrei_michaelovich
    Holy cr@p, Ally. Where are you in Siberia?????
    Right in the "georaphical" middle of Russia.

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    RE: Alware's living in Siberia:


    Wow.... you don't even know how cool that is to me. Why, the closest we Americans have to that is Barrow Alaska. I have been there in the dead of winter, the howling wind engulfing and all encompassing, sucking the light from day, swaying one's soul towards the most dark and frost-bitten disposition.

    And yet.... that cannot begin to compare to Siberia. The true, untreaded and immaculate frontier of the earth. Full of mystery and a subculture, which would be pleasant and ever endearing to any man to step foot upon her frozen visage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by andrei_michaelovich
    Why, the closest we Americans have to that is Barrow Alaska.
    Nope. There are places like here much closer to you than Alaska.
    e.g. Ruidoso NM

    What do you drink there? Vodka?

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    Vermouth -- a Hemmingway fan.

    um.. what does that have to do with it? What, you don't enjoy flowery language?

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    Quote Originally Posted by andrei_michaelovich
    Vermouth -- a Hemmingway fan.

    um.. what does that have to do with it? What, you don't enjoy flowery language?
    My english sucks to be able to enjoy "flowery language"

    BTW I've been to Ruidoso and I liked it there.

    PS When I drink vodka I tend to write poems

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