Thread: alternative methods in education

Hello!

I am from Jordan but I am moving to Moscow. My friend told me in Russia I can just pay and get my university essays written for me. Is this true? I don't really like studying a lot and it would be much better for me if I could get good grades some way Feel free to answer in Russian. I am trying to improve my Russian anyway.

You must be kidding. Anyway, it's called cheating. You can find it everywhere.
Good luck in your learning!

how do i approach my professor? My friend told me I can just give them something and I will not have to worry about not doing well.

Тебя дурака в лучшем случае из учебного заведения выпнут с таким подходом. Такое может только в каком-нибудь ПТУ проканает и то очень сомневаюсь. Сказки нашего двора.

Я считаю это гнилой ментальностью.
Люди узнают, что вы обманываете.

Originally Posted by ayyyyya

how do i approach my professor? My friend told me I can just give them something and I will not have to worry about not doing well.

Your friend is very right. You may just need to put a bill or two ( I mean 100 dollar bills,of course) among your papers and give them over to a professor. Then you may say than that you're shy and nervous and can't utter a word but the proper answer is perfectly given in a written form. You may pass over your papers with the bucks to the professor at the moment and, hey presto, the ordeal is over. You can chat about with the professor for a while if you really enjoy it though.

Anyway, life is short and time is precious. Don't waste your hay days on such dull and boring things like studies. The nature won't produce a peck of dust out of all your knowledge when you die and all your efforts inevitably go down the drain in the long run. So much better if you have fun and enjoy yourself. Be happy and carefree like a baby who doesn't need to study any stupid books at all, and by all means, she definitely prefers to sleep like a log instead !!

Forget to mention that even the Bible states,"blessed are the poor in spirit: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven". Mt:5:3 and we have a similar russian saying: Век живи, век учись, все равно дураком помрешь. So, be wise, preserve your limited mental energy and don't follow the stupid crowd.

Originally Posted by diogen_

Your friend is very right. You may just need to put a bill or two ( I mean 100 dollar bills,of course) among your papers and give them over to a professor. Then you may say than that you're shy and nervous and can't utter a word but the proper answer is perfectly given in a written form. You may pass over your papers with the bucks to the professor at the moment and, hey presto, the ordeal is over. You can chat about with the professor for a while if you really enjoy it though.

Anyway, life is short and time is precious. Don't waste your hay days on such dull and boring things like studies. The nature won't produce a peck of dust out of all your knowledge when you die and all your efforts inevitably go down the drain in the long run. So much better if you have fun and enjoy yourself. Be happy and carefree like a baby who doesn't need to study any stupid books at all, and by all means, she definitely prefers to sleep like a log instead !!

I agree!! Thank you so much I was worried that some schools it is not ok and I will be punished. Do you think other people will be ok with me getting good marks because I paid?

Originally Posted by zhubajie

Я считаю это гнилой ментальностью.
Люди узнают, что вы обманываете.

Но все это делают

Originally Posted by ayyyyya

Но все это делают

You can't be serious. I better close this stupid topic.