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"Hello" said the potato. "Hello" said the cheese. "Hello" said the broccoli. "I'm hungry" said the potato. "Me too" said the cheese. "I have an idea" said the cheese, "Lets eat broccoli" . "You cant't eat me you have no digestive track" said the broccoli.
to be continued
"I know", said the Cheese. "But I have several STD's from unprotected sexual activities."
"What does that have to do with eating me", said broccoli.
"Nothing", replied cheese. "But while I was distracting you, that left time for potato to take a bit out of you."
"Oh he did not.....AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! THE PAIN", screamed broccoli, as he realized he had been bitten.
"You wanna eat me", said brocollie, "Eat this!"
Then he pulled out a tommy-gun and proceeded to kill cheese, and mortally wound potata.
Blood sprayed everywhere.
"Mm...the taste of cheesey blood".
"Oh $hit", said brocolli. "HE HAS STD'S!!!!"
To be continued...
what does this have to do with russian you noobz ????
It doesn't have anything to do with Russian...and I'm not a n00b. :?
Guy, what are you smoking?
"Haha, you have AIDS."
- The last words of Cheese.
Come on..we cheerneed to cheertinue the cheerstory. It's a great cheerdea.
*I'm watching not another teen movie*
Hahaha.
-Grabs pompoms.-
Now Brocoli was hungry but he didn't have any money. So he decided to put on a halter top and a pair of pumps and hang around in bars.
I knew it!!!! Broccoli IS a slut, and a transvestite!! :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by DDT
And along came a good looking Pickle. :roll:
Who said to the broccoli in flawless Russian:
"я хочу с тобой заниматься сексом"
And while you are at it will you bite off my:
thumb.
"sure" said the she-it now covered with stdcheese....
"I'll bite off your thumb if you fondle my knees...."
But look! Over there :arrow:
It is a:
and my trachea.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rosa Anna
ROLF!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by saibot
[quote=Rosa Anna]ROLF!!![/quote:11qwb08j]Quote:
Originally Posted by saibot
I'm glad I can bring so much joy into your life! First a house, now this!
:o
I TYPED A REVISION OVER YOU IS WHY I LAUGHED....
We're not EVEN going to discuss what you brought :wink:
:wink:
First he said..... thumb 8)
But then he had to go and say... :oops: throat.
Let's get back to the story,
I must ward off these visions in my mind... :twisted:
It is unfair to my many lovers-already are they pissed about the house..
when all they've given me are flowers.
Self cleaning dishes.....ooooooh kewl :twisted:
Saibot ur so noob u couldnt even get a russian bride if u gave her 100,000,00000000000000000.99 dollars. The second you told her я хочу заниматься сексом... you just lost all hope. Put down your book Яussian f0r no0bz and learn some real vocab ok? thnx.
I'd post the real vocab, but I don't know the admin's threashold for cuss words. But trust me, i have a whole arsenal.
But whoah dude! Change your tampon, grab some Midol, and can it!!
This thread is freaking wild.
Wow ur such a newb u dont even know the diffrence between a guy and a girl. I cant change my tampon because it's pysichally impossible for me to insert one (I dont know how often you visit your proctologyst but i certianly wouldnt put them in THERE) so wow man, all i can say is i hope one day ur not so new, thats all really.Quote:
Originally Posted by saibot
Why don't you put down your "How to be a hacker" book, stop being such a lamer, and quit using words that died 5 years ago. NOOB!!! derrrrpQuote:
Originally Posted by Dogboy182
Im not a hacker, nor did the word die, obviously since you seem to be carrying the torch and keeping it alive.
Well, you were the one who used it. You know...
yea but by being so n3wb he's just giving me persmision to use it.
That doesn't really make sense.
Its a PC conected to the master russian forums. Brocollie got over excited, and all his clothes fell off and he beat pickle to death with his enourmous sprig.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rosa Anna
There was only one thing left for brocolli to do....
Cum-Eating Czech Cum-Covered Lace Gym Short-Hair Soccer Plumper Kinky Tight-Pussy Sleeping Ass-Fucking Lolita Nympho Pregnant Blowjob Group-Sex Dick Butt Cute Panty Pain Pornstar Cowgirl Audition Feet Anal Masturbation Brutal Desk Braces Hooker Knockers Bra 10+-Inch-Cock Licking-Pussy European Tits Park-Sex Foursome
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Originally Posted by Androvsky
...which was to perform his first miracle. Turning water into..... FUNK!!!!
<img src = "http://members.westnet.com.au/hyrax/jesus_funk_1.jpg"><img src = "http://members.westnet.com.au/hyrax/jesus_funk_2.jpg">
Where does the person with the afro in the front come from? Everyone else was there, and got funkified. But they just appeared. O_O
I didn't even notice that. You have way too much time on your hands! :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by TriggerHappyJack
-Fantom