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Actually I'm not a dude. I'm female :wink: Hammering is not one of my skills, so when I do have to hammer something invariably my thumb gets hit. :lol:

After reading what everyone has said about the above list, I can only add that the last one isn't necessarily used in context to a person.

For example: When I am hammering and hit my thumb by...

So you mean it's VERY offensive? 0_0

I've read more than one book where 30% of what the characters said to each other was 'twat', 'tosser', 'poofter', etc. I kinda thought all these 'terms' were...

Actually, t-w-a-t isn't that offensive. The C word on the other hand...oh yeah! LOL. Then there's the P word, which is often as bad as the C. Except if you're using it to refer to a cat. Like...