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Today, you're probably more likely to hear: "When I win the lottery ... "

Although there is a subtle difference. Someone who talks about winning the lottery is joking; they don't really expect to...

How lucky can one guy be;
I kissed her and she kissed me
Like the fella once said,
Ain't that a kick in the head?


A "kick in the head" is something that "opens your eyes". Like "water in the...