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When I took spanish we had a text book and there was one picture that had some latina women running... sorta like this picture.

http://www.lhs.net/women/images/contin.jpg

I drew police car...

You're right

I see nothing wrong with foriegners making patronimics if they are living in Russia, to adapt to their culture. Who cares if it sounds funny. Maybe you could lie and make up your own patronimic. ...