So, if I get it right, a netsurfer is a bad man and that should be me. Then why are you so unkind to yourself? By your logic you must be a dozen times worse than I am.

"But I'll still kick your ***. "
And what makes you think that?
Oh, sorry, I forgot, you chew gum in so manly a manner that I should certainly watch my words dealing with a guy like you.