How it would be "cool"? "Cooler" than you?
"Cooler" than me? That's dangerous grounds, Missy, just try. *folds arm formidably*

when i can speak sustainable Russian
Oh dear, your Russian is below the self sustainability requirements? Must send you to a syntax repair shop then.

You can just say a coupla' easy phrases in Russian but speak mostly English for your intro. I say go for it, HD girl!