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  1. April 3rd, 2006, 07:41 AM #1
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    Will teach Russian for food... Joke :)

    Hi guys, I'm studying English and would like to find a friends to chat with. I am a native Russian speaker so I would teach you Russian in exchange

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  2. April 3rd, 2006, 08:18 AM #2
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    Я могу тебе дать гамбургер.
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  3. April 3rd, 2006, 08:33 AM #3
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    I'm afraid after the twelve hours of transoceanic flight and seven days spent in storage at the Russian international post customs the hamburger will turn out with the worst look it could ever have!
    Я так думаю.
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  4. April 3rd, 2006, 08:53 AM #4
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    Поэтому я буду использовать презервативы! Они скорее всего помогут в этом...

    I'm afraid after the twelve hours of transoceanic flight and seven days spent in storage at the Russian international post customs the hamburger will turn out with the worst look it could ever have!
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  5. April 3rd, 2006, 08:57 AM #5
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    Поэтому я буду использовать презервативы! Они скорее всего помогут в этом...
    УЖАС
    Я так думаю.
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    А ПОЧЕМУ УЖАС???? Ты ревнуешь его к тому, что я дам ему вкусный гамбургер? Лев, я охотно тебе пошлю такой гамбургер также, если хочешь...
    Да я знаю, презерватив не то слово......
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    Quote Originally Posted by Leof
    I'm afraid after the twelve hours of transoceanic flight and seven days spent in storage at the Russian international post customs the hamburger turn out with the worst look it could ever have!
    But not as bad as the ones they sell at МакДоналдс
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  8. April 3rd, 2006, 10:51 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Leof
    Поэтому я буду использовать презервативы! Они скорее всего помогут в этом...
    УЖАС
    Ужас? Не то слово!
    «И всё, что сейчас происходит внутре — тоже является частью вселенной».
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  9. April 3rd, 2006, 11:14 AM #9
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    basurero I don't eat hamburgers or any other citizens :P
    Thank you, but I prefer French Fries (I always thought that it sounds like frieze or freese - and was so humbled when the waiter asked me in a very astonished tone - "French Fries???")
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  10. April 3rd, 2006, 01:27 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by BlackMage
    But not as bad as the ones they sell at МакДоналдс
    МакДоналдс не модно, надо говорить Макдак
    Придёт весна и мы раскроем окна..
    Айда на встречу друг другу!
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  11. April 3rd, 2006, 01:58 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by flowforever
    МакДоналдс не модно, надо говорить Макдак
    В какой части России так говорят?
    Я так думаю.
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  12. April 3rd, 2006, 02:39 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by Leof
    Quote Originally Posted by flowforever
    МакДоналдс не модно, надо говорить Макдак
    В какой части России так говорят?
    везде
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    Удивительное рядом!
    Я так думаю.
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