anger therapy for Little Racist Boy (/Girl)
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so? they wrote in a cheesy a-la mediaval Norwegian self-composed dialect. Don't them Tolkien anoraks use a similarly weird form of English sometimes? What does this prove anyway?
It is to explain what I meant with "bad grammars" etc. In a modern day and age, these are bad grammars. Tolkien is actually a good comparision. He also used quasi-oldfashioned English (which sometimes is actually quite cheesy). He also had nationalist/racist themes and the LOTR is loaded with religious content. However - and this is just my personal taste - LOTR and other works by Tolkien are still good litterature, while I do not see the highly-marketable, cheesy national-paganism of Satyr and his like, as good litterature. It beats gospel, though.
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It *is* hammer. You can put it in your pipe and smoke it.
"Under vaar hordes hammer". Sorry, mac, I still think this is a weird metaphor.
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My bad, you jedi -
Why am I a jedi?
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it was actually on the second line, so it's too lines and he's referring to different things, don't ask me why, it's poetry for @@@@ sake! In other words the lyrics runs exactly as I wrote, but on two lines - he's not saying 'war on those of the light until they see the face of death", but "war on that of the light, until they see the face of death" where 'that' refers to a certains thing in his previous composition,
On two lines, and reffering to some earlier mentioned plural animate. It works, then, I suppose.
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to complicated for someone like you, who isn't well-versed in their religion, to comprehend, but in layman's terms he's talking about 'all that of the light', 'all those things that light gives birth too' in a generic sort of way.
Ho hum: I might just be a simpleminded atheist, but for one thing I've got a university grunnfag in comparative religion. At the Tromso university, Aasatru (Norse rel) and Noaidevuohta (Saami rel) are both rather important to the course. Furthermore, I've had an interest in religion all my life - with an emphasise on pagan religions, and it all started with Aasatru. The latter of course being an important ingredient for the mix that is the faiths of many Norwegian blackmetallers. Other ingredients are often diverse satanisms (Crowley, La Vey), extreme libertarianism, raw capitalism, pure cynisism and gung-ho nationalism etc.
Secondly, I've heard my share of black metal and Norwegian goth in my time, I know what it's about. I couldn't ever bring myself to actually buy black metal, though, because of lyrics like these. One starts thinking: "Who am I about to give money to here".
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This *is* supposed to sound pompous. Anyway, take it out with my Norwegian friends and the book printed in Norway.
Yeah, well, here we are at the taste-matter again. Goth lyrics should be pompous. However, I personally think these lyrics cross the thin blue line and walk into absurdity. I was honest when I said I thought it was a parody.
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Of course I added the 'Heia Norge' thing myself - only a total dumkopf could've thought it was part of Satyricon's lyrics. And you don't have to tell me when and where it's used - our squad (I'm a policeman) had a confrontation with a group of your hockey fans during the last major hockey tournament in St Petersburg (all were arrested and deported).
Decide: Do you, or do you not, think I'm from Norway? Even though I am, these jerks are not mine. I don't take responsibility (or honour) for what people do, just because they happen to belong to one of my nations.
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Well well well, it's one jumped up lappi wannabe viking against a whole community of Satyricon fans plus a teacher of Norwegian at the University of St Petersburg (who happens to be Norwegian by the way) and my three Norwegian friends.
You're obviously accepting that I'm a Saami, so I don't see your difficulty in accepting that I am Norwegian (all in all, most Saami are from Norway). To use the word "Lapp" of my people, is extremely derogatory in Norway - but I expect that's something you know and that's why you're using it. Good effing research there, racist boy (or girl, what do I know).
However, you are mixing things up even here: "Lappi" is Lappland county in Finland, the correct word is "Lapp". If you are going to make fun of my people, you should at least do it correctly.
Did you actually show this to them? Your Norwegian teacher (and three friends) must be some right southerndialect-fetishists with no knowledge about their own country, if they really don't recognize North Norwegian when they see it. But then again, such ignorant southern arrogance does exist some places - though it should have gone extinct after we stopped accepting being treated like their effing colony!
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Already have - you're a looza. Maa jeg svare paa dansk?
I don't see how this makes me a "looza" in proving my nationality. I am writing in North Norwegian, as I pointed out. If your Norwegian-fluent friends do not see that this is Norwegian, then tell them to do more dialect studies. I will continue in pure Bokmal, then.
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Viss du akseptere de her tekstan, akseptere du aa drepe folk pga religionen demmes.
Ja, det goer jeg. Og hvem goer det ikke, hva'? BTW, det hedder dog 'du aksepterer', ikke sandt?
Det store flertall aksepterer ikke aa drepe individer paa grunn av religionen deres. Takke faen for det. Hvorfor mener du det er greit aa drepe individer pga religionen deres? Jeg vil vite hva slags livssyn du har, som tillater dette.
BTW: Paa min dialekt bruker vi ikke endelsen er i presens, bare "e". Bokmal: Jeg/du/han-hun-det,den/vi/dere/de aksepterer
Nordnorsk: Ae/du/han-ho-det,deinn/vi/dokker/de akseptere.
For aa forebygge en mulig misforstaaelse: Jada, "takke faen" er en ufullstendig setning. "<subjekt> maa/boer/skal/osv" mangler, men "takke faen" er rett og slett et fast utrykk.
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Viss du e serioes i det her med aa renske kristendommen ut av Norge, gjor oss ikvertfall en tjeneste og knert den krigskaate statsministern vaars.
Det er jeres problem. Jeg vil ikke blande mig ind i noget saa galt.
T-t-t. All talk, no action.
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Han e prest.
Til lykke med det. Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha.
Du ville likt ham. Han synes visst det er greit aa drepe folk med annen religion.
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Eller skaff deg aggressjons-terapi.
Hvem for faend er dig til at gi' mig raad? Dra ad helvede.
Jeg tror ikke paa helvete. Men det virker som du trenger det, jeg ville gitt et slikt raad til alle som synes det er greit aa drepe folk som ikke truer dem. Men du har vel allerede terapi i nazimusikken din og... vel, ting som dette.
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Voks for helvette opp!
Jeg var lige med at sige "sut djaevlepik i helvede din boessedvaerg", men saa huskede jeg - her skal ikke bandes!
God regel, kan godt ta kritikk paa ovennevnte setning, lot irritasjonen loepe av med meg.
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Ogsaa kan du gi en god beng i aa spy ut tekstan paa forumet, de e irriteranes.
Hvis den der text irriterede dig, saa sku' du'ke ha' laest den! For pokker, men har du nogensinde proevet at samle dine taender op med braekkede fingre?
Selvfoelgelig leser jeg den, naar du legger den ut i debatten. Hvorfor legger du den ut hvis du ikke taaler aa hoere en nordmanns reaksjon paa den? Bare for aa brife? Dette er en tekst som er provoserende for de aller aller fleste som forstaar den. Du er i din fulle rett til aa legge den ut, men taal reaksjonene. Det fins andre norske forum der det er mer akseptert at folk legger ut (daarlig) nasjonalistpropaganda som dette, om det er saa grusomt for deg aa faa negativ respons.
Dessuten: Banning er uakseptabelt, men trusler om vold er greit? Jeg tar saa definitivt ikke tilbake oppfordringa mi om agressjons-terapi. Eller om aa vokse opp, for dette var ganske umodent.
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Nej, jeg paastaar at norks ikke er din modersprog, selvom du kan norks relativt godt.
For those who didn't understand our dialogue - I said that I maintain that Norwegian isn't his mother tongue and that his lying stops here - with me.
Oh, aren't we a little paladdin: Out to beat the crap out of people who dont fit into our A4 image of Norwegians, and kill people just because they belive in a(nother) god. They ought to write sagas about you.
As for the "picking up your teeth" issue, no I haven't tried that yet. And I'm not scared until I see your fist coming at me from the computer screen. Airplane tickets to Tromso are rather expensive, you see.
I'm sorry, little racist boy/girl. But the fact that my earlier writings seemed like only "relatively good Norwegian" to you is, as I said, that it was in dialect.
But I suppose the above sequence of pure Bokmal won't convince you either, if you are of the right (wing) type. *sigh*