This is one of my favorite Russian cartoon with an English sound track. I don't speak English in that degree, but I'm sure that the way the Snail is speaking is far from typical English converstaion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGPYFCA_iTQ

Me help, please. ????
Indicator this is. Understands everything it does but speak it can't. What colours it can change. Strike it for you, shall I? If strike it I do, colour changes it does. Violet in small dots it becomes.



What sort of English is that? If I remember correctly, in the Russian original version the snail spoke in a normal way.

Thanks/

p.s. Вместо Склиса, самца, сделали корову Клару, которая "она".