Quote Originally Posted by scotcher
It's prose, you pillock. It's from a novel.

Hamlet Act 3, Scene 1, as rewritten by DDT 'cos the original made his numpty mates giggle:

The question is whether or not to kill yourself
Like, whether it's better to take bad luck on the chin,
or to try to change your fate somehow
Dying is just like sleep really, only moreso, and sleep is a good way
to forget all your problems, isn't it? Yep, so I'd like to die then.
And maybe when you die you dream, just like when you sleep.
He,! Imagine what kind of dreams you'd have then though, eh mate?

etc etc

Philistine