Limericks!

OK, since Rtyom gave back the Rhymes thread, let's start our own limerick thread.

Remember, the rhyme scheme is A-A-B-B-A, five lines, and meter is like this:
di-DA-di-di-DA-di-di-DA (2x)
di-DA-di-di-DA (2x)
di-DA-di-di-DA-di-di-DA

The number of syllables can be flexible as long as the meter is correct.

Here's one for Rtyom:

There was a young man named Artem,
Who never could find his way home,
He jiggled his wattle,
And finished the bottle,
And said, what am I some kind of drone?


See, they don't have to be filthy :lol:

Who's next?

A savage young man Artie-Smartie
Got mad with a host of a party
He tore him apart,
And ate out his heart,
And said, “gee, this guy was so hearty”

A guy who is known as Artyom
Has fallen onto his dome.
And when he got up
His skull went apart...
And no one has heard of his moan! :cry: :twisted:

There once was a place called MasterRussian
Anybody came, even a Prussian!
Kwatts is gone
Dobry is now a pawn
Olya's left, but she already knows Russian!