1) The bandage was wound around the wound.
wound = to wind [v] [past tense] (to wrap or coil, as in wire); wound = [n] an injury
2) The farm was used to produce produce .
produce = to [v] make; produce = [n] vegetable/organic food items
3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
refuse = [v] to say "no"; refuse = [n] trash, garbage
4) We must polish the Polish furniture.
polish = [v] to shine, to buff.... yeah the second one is obvious. =)
5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.
lead = [v] to be the leader, to head or direct; "get the lead out" = USA colloquialism meaning 'to apply adequate effort' (literally "remove the lead (in your feet)," in order to move faster, as lead is the heaviest element..); lead = [n] heaviest element
6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
desert = [v] to abandon; dessert = [n] after-dinner treat; desert = [n] dry, hot place
7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present .
present = [n] <"the" present> the current point in time; present = [v] to show, to offer, to reveal; present = [n] a gift
8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
bass = <when pronounced as "class"> [n] a type of fish; bass <when pronounced as "pace"> [n] a lower-frequency type of drum
9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
dove <when pronounced as "glove"> [n] a white bird; dove = <pt> [v] past tense of "to dive"
10) I did not object to the object.
object <accent on second syllable> = [v] to disagree or complain; object <accent on first syllable> = [n] a thing, an item
11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
invalid <in-VA-lid> = [adv] not valid; invalid <IN-va-lid> = [n] a disabled person (or people: the plural is the same as the singular; "the invalid" can be one disabled person, or all of them as a whole)
12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row ..
row <when pronounced as "cow"> = [n] a fight, a scuffle; row <when pronounced as "toe"> = [v] to move a boat by using oar(s)
13) They were too close to the door to close it.
close <pronounced with hard "s", as rhymes with "most" <without a "T" sound> > [adv] nearby; close [v] = to shut (as a door or window)
14) The buck does funny things when the does are present.
does = [v] 3rd-person conjugation of "to do" (I do, you do, he does); does = [n] plural of "doe," or a female deer (thank you, Sound of Music!:D)
15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
sewer = [n] (NB: rough/uncomfortable usage!) <pr: SO - urr> a person who sews; sewer <pr: SOO - urr> = [n] an underground system of pipes and waterways for moving human waste (sewage)
16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
sow <pronounced like "cow"> = [n] a pig, a swine; sow <pronounced as "toe"> = [v] to plant a crop in a field (i.e. farming term)
17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
wind <pr: as "tin"> = [n] the breeze, the moving air; wind <pr: as "kind"> = [v] to wrap, to coil
18.) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.
tear <pr: as "air"> = [n] a rip, a hole, as the result of ripping or tearing paper
19) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
subject = <accent on 2nd syllable> [v] to expose to, to put in front of; subject = <accent on 1st syllable> [n] a dependent individual in a heirarchy, as a a subject to a kingdom (is underneath the King), or a subject to a scientific test (obeys the scientists)
20) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?
intimate <pronounced "IN-tim-eight"> = [v] to suggest, to hint at; intimate <pronounced "IN-tim-uht" or "IN-tim-it"> = [adj] close, dear, beloved
Let's face it - English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant, nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren't invented in England or French fries in France . Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, (which aren't sweet,) are meat. We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand actually works slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.
And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham? If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth, beeth? One goose, 2 geese. So one moose, 2 meese? One index, 2 indices? Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend? If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?
If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? Sometimes I think all of the English speakers should be committed to an asylum for the verbally insane. In what language do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Ship by truck and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that smell?
How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites? You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by filling it out and in which, an alarm goes off by going on.
English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the creativity of the human race, which, of course, is not a race at all. That is why, when stars are out, they are visible, but when lights are out, they are invisible.
There is a two-letter word that perhaps has more meanings than any other two-letter word, and that is'UP.'
It's easy to understand UP, meaning toward the sky or at the top of the list, but when we awaken in the morning, why do we wake UP ?
At a meeting, why does a topic come UP ?
Why do we speak UP and why are the officers UP for election and why is it UP to the secretary to write UP a report ?
We call UP our friends.
And we use it to brighten UP a room, polish UP the silver; we warm UP the leftovers and clean UP the kitchen.
We lock UP the house and some guys fix UP the old car.
At other times the little word has real special meaning
People stir UP trouble, line UP for tickets, work UP an appetite, and think UP excuses.
To be dressed is one thing, but to be dressed UP is special.
A drain must be opened UP because it is stopped UP.
We open UP a store in the morning but we close it UP at night.
To be knowledgeable about the proper uses of UP, look the word UP in the dictionary.
In a desk-sized dictionary, it takes UP almost 1/4th of the page and can add UP to about thirty definitions.
If you are UP to it, you might try building UP a list of the many ways UP is used.
It will take UP a lot of your time, but if you don't give UP, you may wind UP with a hundred or more.
When it threatens to rain, we say it is clouding UP ..
When the sun comes out we say it is clearing UP...
When it rains, it wets the earth and often messes things UP.
When it doesn't rain for awhile, things dry UP..
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