Harold Hill: And now the young lady who teaches the piano --  
{the women continue gossiping} Harold Hill: Uuhh, "Marian Paroo", I believe? 
{the women gasp in horror} Harold Hill: Well, after all, she is the librarian.  
{Women gossip among themselves using old-fashioned slang expressions with lots of К,  Т, Ч, and П sounds, to suggest the "cheep" and "cluck" noises of chickens: "She must've picked him up the first crack out of the box!" "Talkin' up to a man like that!" "Talkin' turkey to him" "Like to take her ticket and punch it!" "First crack like a cheap jack", 
etc. NB that the story takes place in 1912, and some of these expressions are almost incomprehensible to modern Americans!}  {Sung refrain}
Pick a little, talk a little, pick a little, talk a little
Cheep cheep cheep, talk a lot, pick a little more! 
(etc.)  Woman: Professor, her kind of woman doesn't belong on any committee.  Of course, I shouldn't tell you this, but SHE advocates dirty books!  
Harold Hill: Dirty books?!  
Woman #1: Chaucer! 
Woman #2: Rabelais! 
Mayor's Wife: BALZAC!  
Woman #1: And the worst thing -- Of course, I shouldn't tell you this but... 
Woman #2: I'll tell! 
Woman #3: The man lived on my street, let ME tell! 
Mayor's wife: Stop! I'll tell. She made brazen overtures to a man who never had a friend in this town till she came here. Old Miser Madison.  
Harold Hill: "Miser" Madison? Madison Picnic-Park, Madison Gymnasium, Madison Hospital -- THAT Miser Madison? 
Woman #1: Exactly. Who did he think he was, anyway? 
Harold Hill: Well I should say. The show-off! He gave the 
town the 
library, too, didn't he? 
Woman #2:That's just it! When he died, he left the 
lie-berry building to the 
city... 
Woman #3:But he left all the books to HER! 
Mayor's wife: She was seen going and coming from his place!  
Woman #1: Oh, yes, that woman made brazen overtures
With a gilt-edged guarantee
She had a golden glint in her eye
And a silver voice with a counterfeit ring
Just melt her down and you'll reveal
A lump of lead as cold as steel
Here, where a woman's heart should be!  
Women: He left River City the 
lie-berry building,
But he left all the books to her 
Woman #1:Chaucer! 
Woman #2:Rabelais! 
Mayor's wife: BALL-SACK! 
{Refrain}