Thanks for the additional replies about "crapping one's pants"!

It made me watch the "Зойч" video again, and I noticed something odd:

(1) To Americans, 0:29 is a totally obvious "gay bar" joke (in fact, it can't be interpreted any other way!), but...
(2) ...according to Wikipedia, the video was released in 2010, but...
(3) ...bans on "gay propaganda" at the city or oblast' level mostly started in 2012, again according to Wikipedia.

So it's like the video-maker Yegor Zhgun was psychic, or something, and deliberately made a "subtle" joke about the homosexual orientation of Коржик ("Cookie Monster").

Of course, some Russian viewers might be unaware that Cookie Monster is a dude, and probably most Russians are unaware that the English word "handsome" would never be used by native speakers when addressing a woman "во звательном падеже". You can say "handsome" ABOUT a female, in certain contexts (особенно про женщину "послебалзаковского возраста") but never TO a female -- only to a male.

Значит, "Куки-Монстр" -- гей, и он пытается снять Зойча (ориентация которого не явная!).