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Due to the recent successful events related to the first progress in my life as the result of a long, hard and persevering struggle against life difficulties that have brought me so immence sufferings and torture, I declare that all the problems are over! I have achieved my goal although so difficult it has been. I have obtained that I needed in the upshot.

Originally Posted by Alexei

Due to the recent successful events related to the first progress in my life as the result of a long, hard and persevering struggle against life difficulties that have brought me so immence sufferings and torture, I declare that all the problems are over! I have achieved my goal although so difficult it has been. I have obtained that I needed in the upshot.

I'll give it a shot tomorrow. I'm going to bed now. Stay tuned!