Как в том анекдоте, не помню дословно, но смысл примерно такой:Quote:
Originally Posted by RussianGuy
- Ну что, дед? Как там погода у нас сегодня?
- Да ведро уронил.
- Да ты что! В колодец? Как же теперь?
- Да, со всем, с верёвкой.
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Как в том анекдоте, не помню дословно, но смысл примерно такой:Quote:
Originally Posted by RussianGuy
- Ну что, дед? Как там погода у нас сегодня?
- Да ведро уронил.
- Да ты что! В колодец? Как же теперь?
- Да, со всем, с верёвкой.
Right, we surely did!Quote:
Originally Posted by rockzmom
As for the bribes, whom must I give one to, to stop people, especially those who have just started learning English and barely acquired some elementary knowledge of one, use yep instead of yes and substitute stupid characters for real words, like U for YOU, 2 for TOO, R for ARE et cetera? Such practice is strictly the natives’ prerogative, tired of using their mother tongue the regular way and after some new thrills in their otherwise dull and uneventful lives. :o
I must admit, that's a pet peeve of mine.Quote:
Originally Posted by alexB
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Originally Posted by rockzmom
I don't really give a damn! Speak Russian 2 let us laugh 2 :lol:
:off: I met here so many rood and aggressive people.... That's so sad really... :off:
No, it's really not. It's kinda cool, really. :tease:Quote:
Originally Posted by RussianGuy
Also, just 4 ё info:
1. Here's what the word "rood" means.
2. "ridiculous Russian soul" is a rather [s:33816bxn]rude[/s:33816bxn] impolite expression.
3. Both Russian and English languages have commas.
Dearest RussianGuy,
Correcting your English is not rude (I see the croc has corrected this one already). It is how you learn.
So, calm down, take a deep breath, chill out. We are a friendly lot here. Ummm, well on a good day. And as long as you stay away from politics. :friends:
........................ Got troubles in childhood? Laugh at everybody.........................
Unfortunately, you've messed up with the punctuation marks again. To convey to everyone the idea you had troubles in your childhood you should use an exclamation mark and not the question mark. :instruct: :flazhok:Quote:
Originally Posted by RussianGuy
Ask 4 more information ) :mosking:
Nope. You missed a comma. :spiteful:Quote:
Originally Posted by RussianGuy
To whom it may concern:
Hey, be nice.
If I need to know your opinion i will send you a message. But I don't really need it :spiteful: And by the way, that smiling face looks like your own )))))) I don't pay attention to everything you say, I know that it's just kind of a show off. wonna say anything? PM me!Quote:
Originally Posted by gRomoZeka
To your pimp may be :mosking:Quote:
Originally Posted by Ramil
You still do not understand what our forum is about...Quote:
Originally Posted by RussianGuy
Anyway, you are being watched - behave yourself, or else!
Hey, are you still whining out there how sad it is you met "so many rood and aggressive people?" :bad:Quote:
Originally Posted by RussianGuy
Wanna say anything? PM us! :fool"
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Get of and stay away.Quote:
Originally Posted by Crocodile
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Originally Posted by RussianGuy
how easy is it to bribe your way out of a drunk driving charge? Suppose the police stop you and test you and it turns out your over the limit, can you bribe them? If so, for how much?
Right at you, dear.Quote:
Originally Posted by RussianGuy
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Depends. People who actually were in such situation told me that the price ranged from 50,000 rub to 200,000 ($1,500-$7,000) - some people preferred not to pay and wait instead.Quote:
Originally Posted by sperk