Is Russia safe?

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September 29th, 2006, 12:17 AM
Kim_2320

Is Russia safe?

If I was to visit Russia, cities like Moscow, can I go there without expecting to be taken up for hostage by some maniac?
September 29th, 2006, 12:41 AM
basurero

It's safe enough. But not that safe. Just don't act like an idiot and you'll be fine.... There's always the chance of terrorism, but it's the same as anywhere else these days...
September 29th, 2006, 12:58 AM
Бармалей

No. You will be abducted by aliens and have various probes inserted into your orifices within a week.
September 29th, 2006, 06:46 AM
Vincent Tailors

Quote:

can I go there without expecting to be taken up for hostage by some maniac?

Every time I go to Moscow I end up being taken hostage by a maniac there. Got used to it already, a kind of habit, you know :D
September 29th, 2006, 07:18 AM
Ramil

Re: Is Russia safe?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kim_2320

If I was to visit Russia, cities like Moscow, can I go there without expecting to be taken up for hostage by some maniac?

Everybody here are maniacs. Be very careful. Hostages are taken just on streets by hundreds. I'm a maniac myself. Come - I'll take you hostage and demand $5 million for your head.

http://ramil.kicks-ass.org/smileys/diablo.gif
September 29th, 2006, 07:36 AM
Dogboy182

Когда я выхожу из дома я знаю что меня могут изнасиловать поэтому когда они выйдут из кустов, схватят меня и изнасилуют, то проблема будет меньше.

Да и наша жизнь в казахст..... России...
September 29th, 2006, 07:38 AM
Ramil

And beware of wild bears roaming the streets.
September 29th, 2006, 07:56 AM
Dogboy182

and those evil things called Девушки!! known to разбивать many a сердце !!!
September 29th, 2006, 08:32 AM
Vincent Tailors

Beware of gopniks! Like these:

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September 29th, 2006, 08:36 AM
Vincent Tailors

http://ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/Гопник

Who understands Russian, take a look, worth reading. :D
September 29th, 2006, 02:57 PM
Dogboy182

wasnt that hard 2 understand ... looks staged anyways
September 29th, 2006, 03:14 PM
Layne

If fear of death prevents you from living aren't you already dead?
September 29th, 2006, 03:40 PM
Vincent Tailors

And how about this?

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September 29th, 2006, 03:42 PM
Бармалей

Quote:

Originally Posted by Layne

If fear of death prevents you from living aren't you already dead?

Dr. Phil? Is that you!? :lol:
September 29th, 2006, 03:52 PM
Layne

Quote:

Originally Posted by Бармалей

Quote:

Originally Posted by Layne

If fear of death prevents you from living aren't you already dead?

Dr. Phil? Is that you!? :lol:

hahaha, yes it's me. Does anyone need any marriage counseling?
February 18th, 2008, 06:41 PM
lyube

watch out for bears
February 18th, 2008, 07:54 PM
Rtyom

No, in modern Russia, watch out for medvedz!
February 18th, 2008, 08:00 PM
Ramil

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rtyom

No, in modern Russia, watch out for medvedz!

Medvedevs' :)