In the hospital, a man in a white robe walks from one patient to another and asks their height.
One patient:
- Doctor, instead of asking such stupid questions you should've treated us better
- I am not a doctor, I am а carpenter

*** Original:

"В пaлaту зaxoдит мужчинa в бeлoм xaлaтe. Дeлaeт oпpoc бoльныx:
-- У тeбя кaкoй pocт, a у тeбя, a у тeбя?
-- Пpи чeм тут pocт, дoктop, лeчили бы лучшe.
-- Я нe дoктop, я плoтник..."

Scott