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  1. December 9th, 2003, 01:48 AM #1
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    Перевод по словам

    Навеяно http://masterrussian.net/mforum/view...?p=15005#15005:
    http://forum.fansub.ru/viewtopic.php?t=19
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    - Хау мач уотч?
    - Сыкс уотч.
    - Сач мач?
    - Ту хум хау.
    - МГИМО финишд?
    - Аск!
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  3. December 9th, 2003, 03:42 AM #3
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    manicure - деньги лечат
    Gib immer 100% bei der Arbeit: 12% am Montag, 23% am Dienstag, 40% am Mittwoch, 20% am Donnerstag, 5% am Freitag ...
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  4. December 9th, 2003, 03:46 AM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Propp
    - Хау мач уотч?
    - Сыкс уотч.
    - Сач мач?
    - Ту хум хау.
    - МГИМО финишд?
    - Аск!
    Propp, в оригинале, на каком-то баннере было:
    -Which watch?
    -Six watch.
    -Such much?
    -Whom how!
    Позже, в анекдоте, добавили:
    - МГИМО финиш?
    - Аск!
    Gib immer 100% bei der Arbeit: 12% am Montag, 23% am Dienstag, 40% am Mittwoch, 20% am Donnerstag, 5% am Freitag ...
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  5. December 9th, 2003, 10:14 PM #5
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    Take it easy - возьми это у Изи.
    "Сталевары, ваша сила - в плавках!"
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  6. December 10th, 2003, 08:44 AM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by chubby
    Take it easy - возьми это у Изи.
    Подпись как-то видел:
    "Take it easy или Изи takes you!"
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  7. December 10th, 2003, 10:49 AM #7
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  8. December 11th, 2003, 07:29 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by JJ
    Quote Originally Posted by Propp
    - Хау мач уотч?
    - Сыкс уотч.
    - Сач мач?
    - Ту хум хау.
    - МГИМО финишд?
    - Аск!
    Propp, в оригинале, на каком-то баннере было:
    -Which watch?
    -Six watch.
    -Such much?
    -Whom how!
    Позже, в анекдоте, добавили:
    - МГИМО финиш?
    - Аск!
    Этот анекдот был ещё тогда, когда никаких баннеров и в помине не было.
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  9. December 11th, 2003, 08:22 PM #9
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    What's so funny about
    - Хау мач уотч?
    - Сыкс уотч.
    - Сач мач?
    - Ту хум хау.
    - МГИМО финишд?
    - Аск!
    ???
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  10. December 13th, 2003, 09:49 PM #10
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    А, вспомнил, там было "хау мач уотчез" (how much watches?).
    Ещё была какая-то история про Ивана Сусанина. "Форест, форест. Ин зе мидл оф форест Иван Сусанин студ. <...>Шоу ас зе вэй ту Москоу, сэд фашисткая гадина. Ноу, сэд Иван Сусанин. Зен ви вил килл ю... и так далее... Соу Иван Сусанин бикэйм э хиро оф Совьет Юнион."
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  11. December 14th, 2003, 12:50 PM #11
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    !!! What's so funny??? Why is хау мач уотчез any funnier than, say, хэллоу, май нэйм из Джэспер?
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  12. December 14th, 2003, 02:08 PM #12
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    Jasper, the whole point of this joke is not just writing English phrases with Russian letters, but word-by-word translation of Russian phrases done by Russian speakers (to be exact, in the 1st phrase it's even worse, because the Russian for "What time is it?" is "Сколько времени?", literally "How much time is it?", not "How much watches" In Russian it would sound like:

    - Сколько времени?
    - Шесть часов.
    - Так много?
    - Кому как! (means "that depends", that is "to somebody it may seem a lot, to others - not so much")
    - МГИМО заканчивал?
    - Спрашиваешь! (means "Hey, dead sure")

    The two guys obviously meet somewhere abroad and after exchanging these "English" phrases they both realise they're Russian and even graduated from Moscow Institute of International Relations (now it has a different name). This joke is quite corny, has a number of variations and extremely popular with Russians who study English
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