From the sociopath_ru: Перлы из сочинений ЕГЭ 2012 по истории. link:


«Надо было ликвидировать неграмотных»
Wait, what's wrong with that one? Sounds like a good policy to me!



P.S. This picture particularly made me laugh...



...because just a day ago I was writing a post on a (different) "Russian for English-speakers" site, explaining some basic terms related to the digestive process -- e.g., the verb переварить(ся), phrases like тонкая кишка, the difference between живот and желудок (which can both be translated as "stomach"), and so forth. Naturally, I ended the post with задний проход!