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January 18th, 2014, 04:52 PM
Soft sign

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The signboard reads: «хлеб» (‘bread’).
But together with its reflection in the puddle it reads «хлеб ху́ев» (≈‘fucking bread’)
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January 19th, 2014, 08:21 AM
wanja

Маразмы года
January 20th, 2014, 06:23 AM
wanja

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January 21st, 2014, 05:32 AM
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January 22nd, 2014, 06:14 AM
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January 23rd, 2014, 12:33 PM
Lampada

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January 24th, 2014, 05:40 AM
wanja

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January 25th, 2014, 07:18 AM
wanja

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6tP96QEFGs
January 26th, 2014, 07:40 AM
wanja

Перлы из школьных сочинений
January 28th, 2014, 09:37 AM
wanja

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOam6KIXe5g
January 28th, 2014, 12:45 PM
Lampada

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bYUmgn6Lro

Beware of the bear
January 28th, 2014, 06:33 PM
Throbert McGee

"Гетеро-мужское фигурное катание" -- Something to offend everyone!))))

From a recent episode of Saturday Night Live, here's "The U.S. Men's Heterosexual Figure Skating Championships" (link to video -- it doesn't want to embed, sorry!):

http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-li...ld-open/n45564

The humor is mostly self-explanatory, but look carefully and you'll see that the first two guys are wearing hockey skates, not figure skates. (Blades are different.)

Also, a few cultural notes for folks outside the U.S.:

Combos (1:23) are cylindrical crackers stuffed with cheese, peanut butter, or tomato filling.
Gary "Baba Booey" Dell'Abate (1:57) is the producer of Howard Stern's radio show.
African-Americans stereotypically hate cold weather and suck at winter sports, thus the instant laughter at 2:06.
Applebee's (3:10) is a relatively low-priced "casual family" restaurant chain.
The activity that the guy pantomimes at 3:27 is known by the slang term "motorboating."
January 28th, 2014, 07:05 PM
Lampada

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Originally Posted by Throbert McGee

From a recent episode of Saturday Night Live, here's "The U.S. Men's Heterosexual Figure Skating Championships" (link to video -- it doesn't want to embed, sorry!):

http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-li...ld-open/n45564

The humor is mostly self-explanatory, but look carefully and you'll see that the first two guys are wearing hockey skates, not figure skates. (Blades are different.)

Also, a few cultural notes for folks outside the U.S.:

Combos (1:23) are cylindrical crackers stuffed with cheese, peanut butter, or tomato filling.
Gary "Baba Booey" Dell'Abate (1:57) is the producer of Howard Stern's radio show.
African-Americans stereotypically hate cold weather and suck at winter sports, thus the instant laughter at 2:06.
Applebee's (3:10) is a relatively low-priced "casual family" restaurant chain.
The activity that the guy pantomimes at 3:27 is known by the slang term "motorboating."

Ты видел этого мальчика из-под Чикаго? Такой славный! Он едет на Олимпиаду: Jason Brown, Olympic Figure Skater, On His First TV Interview: 'This Isn't Real Life!?' (VIDEO)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzpyI5oavEo
January 28th, 2014, 07:16 PM
Lampada

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckQ3s1dhtvg
January 29th, 2014, 06:48 PM
Полуношник

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Originally Posted by Throbert McGee

Something to offend everyone!

"We're sorry, but the clip you are selected isn't available from your location". А у нас завязаны глаза и заклеены уши. Не так-то просто нас оскорбить!
February 1st, 2014, 01:20 PM
wanja

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5u5Llw4rw4o
February 1st, 2014, 06:04 PM
Paul G.

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February 8th, 2014, 08:14 AM
wanja

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMUMtFYXkws
February 9th, 2014, 07:59 AM
wanja

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February 11th, 2014, 06:19 AM
Lampada

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February 11th, 2014, 08:37 AM
Soft sign

А в чём смысл?
February 11th, 2014, 08:48 AM
Lampada

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А в чём смысл?

Не знаю, балуются перед камерой. А курочки там одомашненные.

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February 11th, 2014, 08:54 AM
Lampada

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February 11th, 2014, 04:51 PM
diogen_

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Originally Posted by Soft sign

А в чём смысл?

Троллить мировую буржуазию.))
February 15th, 2014, 02:56 AM
Lampada

http://forum.ourprivate.net/download...1cf9b9cbd3562e
February 15th, 2014, 03:07 AM
Lampada

http://i.imgur.com/mBR0lh7.gif
February 15th, 2014, 03:27 AM
Dmitry Khomichuk

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Originally Posted by Lampada

http://i.imgur.com/mBR0lh7.gif

Расчищать снег, начиная с конька крыши, это просто 5 баллов.
February 15th, 2014, 05:39 AM
DrBaldhead

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http://i.imgur.com/mBR0lh7.gif

Code:

RED SHIRT GUY USED SHOVEL. IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!!!
February 15th, 2014, 09:28 AM
Valda

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Originally Posted by Lampada

http://forum.ourprivate.net/download...1cf9b9cbd3562e

Ой, не могу читать скоропись...помогите?
February 15th, 2014, 11:04 AM
Paul G.

Франция - французы
Япония - японцы
Россия - люди (people as "human beings")
Испания - испанцы
Англия - англинчанены (must be "англичане")
Норвегия - норвегцы ("норвежцы")
Индия - индейцы ("индийцы", индейцы = native Americans, has nothing to do with India the last 450 years)
Дания - данцы (датчане)
February 15th, 2014, 11:04 AM
Lampada

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Originally Posted by Valda

Ой, не могу читать скоропись...помогите?

французы
японцы
люди
испанцы
англичанены (д.б. англичане)
норвегцы (д.б. норвежцы)
индейцы (д.б. индусы, индейцы - это в Америке)
данцы (д.б. датчане)
February 15th, 2014, 11:09 AM
Paul G.

"индусы" - исповедующие индуизм. Это как называть всё население России православными, а израильтян - иудеями.
February 15th, 2014, 11:49 AM
Lampada

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Originally Posted by Paul G.

"индусы" - исповедующие индуизм. Это как называть всё население России православными, а израильтян - иудеями.

Да, либо вылетело из головы, либо у меня уже устаревшие знания.:-(

"Как правильно называть жителей Индии: Индусы или индийцы? (1)

Индусы или индийцы? "Индус" - это слово, указывающее прежде всего на религиозную принадлежность. Индус - устаревшее название индийцев, которое в современном русском языке выглядит как анахронизм. Индус - это последователь индуизма. Но даже в этом смысле слово "индус" давно устарело. В современном русском языке есть слово "индуист", его и используйте, когда хотите обозначить последователей индуизма. И знайте, что, кроме индуистов в Индии проживают еще миллионы мусульман, сикхов, христиан, буддистов и приверженцев других религий.

Правильно называть жителей Индии словом "индиец". Для обозначения индийских женщин нужно использовать слово "индианка", а не "индуска" и не "индийка".
... "

http://www.indostan.ru/indiya/100_3339_0.html
February 15th, 2014, 02:12 PM
wanja

Раскольников (реклама антивируса Касперского)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQMWUm-gyLw
February 22nd, 2014, 01:17 PM
wanja

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBrsNVtpQoY&hd=1
February 23rd, 2014, 08:36 PM
strannik

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February 24th, 2014, 05:37 PM
Ramil

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February 24th, 2014, 06:49 PM
strannik

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February 24th, 2014, 10:57 PM
Throbert McGee

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I've seen this before, and I don't get the joke...
February 25th, 2014, 01:19 AM
Paul G.

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Originally Posted by Throbert McGee

I've seen this before, and I don't get the joke...

It's simple. If you pronounce numbers in Russian, they sound like poetry in respective styles (like "march", "funny poem", Pushkin etc).

Считалка
Два двенадцать сорок_шесть,
Сорок_восемь три ноль_шесть,
Тридцать_три один сто_два,
Восемь тридцать тридцать_два.

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