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November 17th, 2006, 03:37 AM
JJ

http://www.udaff.com/image/336/33652.jpg

http://www.udaff.com/image/336/33652.jpg
November 18th, 2006, 07:15 AM
Basil77

:D Сразу вспомнился детский стишок: "If you want to #### on sky you must teach your ##### fly."
November 23rd, 2006, 01:23 PM
Propp

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tu-160

Раз уж на то пошло, то как произносить величины объёма информации? Сейчас принято говорить и писать, например, «восемь мегабайт». По всей видимости, это и есть правильно. Но я лично просто обожаю говорить «восемь мегабайтов». По мне это звучит как-то «плавнее».

Мало ли что принято. Например, везде в "прайс-листах" (поубивал бы за это слово!!! :)) пишут "корпуса", "драйвера" и т. д.
По-моему, нулевое окончание в родительном падеже множественного числа изначально было у существительных 1-го склонения. А потом оно понемногу перекочевало и на другие случаи. У 2-го склонения изначально это окончание "-ов".
December 2nd, 2006, 10:20 PM
Gerty

check it out! :lol:

http://glebov.ru/dv/fun/funphotos.htm
December 15th, 2006, 08:50 AM
ST

http://2ch.ru/b/src/1166138168005.jpg
LOL, it is fake, or not?
December 16th, 2006, 04:14 AM
kalinka_vinnie

Oh, no, it is quite true! :lol: I have a copy of the magazine here!
December 19th, 2006, 09:55 AM
Ramil

http://foto.mail.ru/mail/manxyz/_answers/i-36.jpg
January 8th, 2007, 07:44 AM
ST

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScMvp33AjhE
-funny game trailer (не сочтите за рекламу).

воистину, burger king-оплот капитализма :)
January 8th, 2007, 09:52 AM
Basil77

Quote:

Originally Posted by ST

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScMvp33AjhE
-funny game trailer (не сочтите за рекламу).

http://smiles2k.net/smiles/lol_smiles/aiwan-lol.gif http://smiles2k.net/smiles/lol_smiles/aiwan-lol.gif http://smiles2k.net/smiles/lol_smiles/aiwan-lol.gif http://smiles2k.net/smiles/war_smiles/tanksmile.gif

http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/4...owonww2sd8.jpg

МЫ МОЖЕМ НАПОМНИТЬ, КТО ВЫИГРАЛ ВТОРУЮ МИРОВУЮ ВОЙНУ!
January 8th, 2007, 06:40 PM
Moryachka

Quote:

Originally Posted by ST

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScMvp33AjhE
-funny game trailer (не сочтите за рекламу).

The Russians are coming, the Russians are coming!! :lol:
January 9th, 2007, 12:44 AM
kalinka_vinnie

Sweet! I'd buy it if I could play the side of the Russians! :twisted:
January 9th, 2007, 06:29 AM
Ramil

In games like that Russia always loses.
January 10th, 2007, 01:42 AM
kalinka_vinnie

Well, naturally, the market of the game is obviously not for the Russians :lol:
January 10th, 2007, 07:36 AM
Ramil

Quote:

Originally Posted by kalinka_vinnie

Well, naturally, the market of the game is obviously not for the Russians :lol:

There's a game called Operation Flashpoint. I saw it was patched and sides switched - in the original version NATO soldiers were supposed to save the world from the Russians, in the version I played it was the other way around :) Obviously, I liked the second one much more :)
January 11th, 2007, 12:48 AM
Dave T

I prefer the Great Patriotic War era -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCpJXey_ic8
January 11th, 2007, 05:47 AM
kalinka_vinnie

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ramil

Quote:

Originally Posted by kalinka_vinnie

Well, naturally, the market of the game is obviously not for the Russians :lol:

There's a game called Operation Flashpoint. I saw it was patched and sides switched - in the original version NATO soldiers were supposed to save the world from the Russians, in the version I played it was the other way around :) Obviously, I liked the second one much more :)

:lol: Oh, you Russians!
It is always more fun to be "the good guys"! I am sure Osama Bin Landen plays all the current computer games patched where the terrorists are "the good guys" and the Americans "the bad guys" :lol:
January 11th, 2007, 08:08 AM
scotcher

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ramil

Quote:

Originally Posted by kalinka_vinnie

Well, naturally, the market of the game is obviously not for the Russians :lol:

There's a game called Operation Flashpoint. I saw it was patched and sides switched - in the original version NATO soldiers were supposed to save the world from the Russians, in the version I played it was the other way around :) Obviously, I liked the second one much more :)

That was just a way of getting people to pay for it twice :) *

Believe it or not, given the choice of teams in a US vs Russia war game, most Europeans would choose to play as Russia. Actually, you could probably change that to US vs Absolutely Anyone Else and it would still be right.

*Not people in Russia, obviously. I mean in countries where people do buy legitimate software.
January 11th, 2007, 08:10 AM
Ramil

The patch was unofficial and free.

Quote:

Believe it or not, given the choice of teams in a US vs Russia war game, most Europeans would choose to play as Russia.

Not in countries of the former Soviet block. They're not very fond of us. I myself have been called an occupant once in Czech.
January 11th, 2007, 08:42 AM
scotcher

There was a commercial version released where you played as the Russians in the single player game, it was called OFP: Resistance, but since OFP was always designed to be mod-able I don't doubt that you played an unofficial one.

btw, mods are technically only "free" to play people who own a legit copy of the original game :)

Yeah, you could be right about how some folks in some of the Eastern European countries see Russia, but when I said Europe I was refering to the European games market, which is still only really Western Europe.
January 11th, 2007, 02:54 PM
ST

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave T

I prefer the Great Patriotic War era -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCpJXey_ic8

yeah, kinda cool movie...sometimes it`s remind me Jackie Chan movies...
BTW, Nazi lieutenant is playing Il2-shturmovick on he`s notebook... :)
January 11th, 2007, 10:21 PM
Dave T

Quote:

Originally Posted by ST

yeah, kinda cool movie...sometimes it`s remind me Jackie Chan movies...
BTW, Nazi lieutenant is playing Il2-shturmovick on he`s notebook... :)

:D I'd missed that!
Should be:
"Sometimes it reminds me of...."
"on his notebook". His - possessive pronoun. He's - contraction of he is.
Hope you don't mind me being pedantic :roll:
January 12th, 2007, 01:33 AM
basurero

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ramil

The patch was unofficial and free.

Quote:

Believe it or not, given the choice of teams in a US vs Russia war game, most Europeans would choose to play as Russia.

Not in countries of the former Soviet block. They're not very fond of us. I myself have been called an occupant once in the Czech Republic.

Czech - это прилагательное.
January 12th, 2007, 06:45 AM
Ramil

Quote:

Originally Posted by basurero

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ramil

The patch was unofficial and free.

Quote:

Believe it or not, given the choice of teams in a US vs Russia war game, most Europeans would choose to play as Russia.

Not in countries of the former Soviet block. They're not very fond of us. I myself have been called an occupant once in the Czech Republic.

Czech - это прилагательное.

А разве в английском нет краткого названия Чехия? Только Чешская Республика?
January 12th, 2007, 08:36 AM
scotcher

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ramil

Not in countries of the former Soviet block. They're not very fond of us. I myself have been called an occupant once in Czech.

Czech is the name of the language of the Czech Republic, so there was nothing wrong with that sentence, provided Ramil was talking about the language and not the country.
January 12th, 2007, 08:59 AM
Ramil

Quote:

Originally Posted by scotcher

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ramil

Not in countries of the former Soviet block. They're not very fond of us. I myself have been called an occupant once in Czech.

Czech is the name of the language of the Czech Republic, so there was nothing wrong with that sentence, provided Ramil was talking about the language and not the country.

:) No I was talking about the country.
In Russian we may call it Чехия or Чешская республика. In the first case this is a noun, in the second one - the adjective. I presumed that it was so in English too.
January 12th, 2007, 09:07 AM
scotcher

Nah, it's always (The) Czech Republic in English.
January 13th, 2007, 11:38 PM
basurero

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А разве в английском нет краткого названия Чехия? Только Чешская Республика?

Чехия нам по барабану, так что у нас никогда не появилась охота дать ей краткое название. :lol:
January 13th, 2007, 11:52 PM
Оля

Quote:

Originally Posted by basurero

Чехия нам по барабану, так что у нас никогда не появлялась охота дать ей краткое название.
January 14th, 2007, 08:24 AM
Basil77

Quote:

Originally Posted by basurero

Quote:

А разве в английском нет краткого названия Чехия? Только Чешская Республика?

Чехия нам по барабану, так что у нас никогда не появилась охота дать ей краткое название. :lol:

Да вам, проклятым буржуинам, всё по барабану, кроме бабок. :lol:
January 17th, 2007, 05:30 PM
Wowik

Quote:

Originally Posted by basurero

Чехия нам по барабану, так что у нас никогда не появилась охота дать ей краткое название. :lol:

Когда ты маленький, тебе не только имя укоротят, но и самого куда-нибудь засунут
http://ua.fishki.net/picsw/012007/17/cat.jpg
January 17th, 2007, 05:41 PM
Wowik

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ramil

А разве в английском нет краткого названия Чехия? Только Чешская Республика?

Может что-нибудь типа Bohemia (см
http://slovari.yandex.ru/search.xml?tex ... 0%B8%D1%8F) или, тоже по-старинке, Czechoslovakia :-)?

Вот лингво пишет, что Czechia

http://lingvo.yandex.ru/en?text=%D0%A7% ... 0%B8%D1%8F
January 18th, 2007, 03:31 PM
ST

может боянчик...
http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/3...nekocx7.th.jpg
February 14th, 2007, 11:08 AM
Indra

http://666kb.com/i/altrfc6ffjy1x1ukk.gif
February 14th, 2007, 05:53 PM
Ramil

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wowik

Валентинка http://bmwparty.ru/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1706

Сначала не въехаль, потом плякаль.
Только что вылез из-под стола. :lol: :thumbs:

P.S. Вот, собственно, оригинальный источник
http://supehero.livejournal.com/120352.html#cutid1
February 14th, 2007, 08:59 PM
Basil77

http://smiles2k.net/smiles/lol_smiles/roflmao.gif http://smiles2k.net/smiles/lol_smiles/roflmao.gif http://smiles2k.net/smiles/lol_smiles/roflmao.gif

Уфф... *вытерев слёзы и отдышавшись* Чуть живот не надорвал! Особенно добил пассаж про бесплатную Висту! :lol:
February 18th, 2007, 08:16 AM
Propp

http://denisbooks.lenin.ru/yatsutko/...aidevochki.jpg
February 22nd, 2007, 05:03 PM
Ramil

Остановим наркоманию среди детских писателей:

http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/8963/pic19152xf5.jpg
February 22nd, 2007, 05:07 PM
Оля

Кошмар :lol: Кто автор? :lol:
May 6th, 2007, 12:49 AM
Ramil

http://img.artlebedev.ru/kovodstvo/i...900b627333.gif

http://img.artlebedev.ru/kovodstvo/i...810e8b7ebf.jpg
May 6th, 2007, 02:41 AM
Lampada

Quote:

Originally Posted by Оля

Кошмар :lol: Кто автор? :lol:

Юнна Мориц
http://www.owl.ru/morits/det/secret63.htm

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