I apologize if anyone told this joke before somewhere in the forum. I honestly searched through it in case it really was once told. But I do not see it, so the following is more than joke - because I know lots of Russians who speak dirrectly that way :
so two Russians talk in English :
First: Which time is now?
Second: Without five six.
F: Such much??
S: Whom-how...
F: End MGU??
S: Ask!!
and this is how it sounds in Russian :
F: Который теперь час?
S: Без пяти шесть.
F: Так много??
S: Кому-как...
F: Закончил МГУ?
S: Спрашиваешь!