Thread: Рщц уфын шы ше ещ ызуфл кгыышфт

Ыщ рщц уфын шы ше ещ ызуфл кгыышфт ш фь аштвштп ше уфын ещ зшсл гз щвв цщквы иге ш рфмуте нуе дуфкте ещ зге ф агдд ыутеутсу ещпуерук фтв ше ещщл ьу фпуы ещ ыуе ьн лунищфкв гз ещ вщ кгыышф ыщ ш фь зкщгв ща ьныуда

Not only do I now hate you, but by association I have come to dislike your family and your friends too. That was the stupidest thing I've seen in a long time. I "translated" up to the fifth word before losing my patience. Go away.

Actually, it was a piece of cake. Didn't take me longer than 60 seconds.

so how easy is it to speak russian i am finding it easy to pick up odd words but i havent yet learnt to put a full sentence together and it took me ages to set my keyboard up to do ryssia so i am proud of myself

What the...? Is this encoded, some strange Central-Asian language, or gibberish?

And why do you hate him so much all of a sudden, Pravit?

The method of "encoding" is simple: if you have a standart russian ("ЙЦУКЕН") keyboard, read corresponding latin letter instead of russian ones.
A bit of lame, agree with Pravit.

Ah, but I don't have a standard Russian keyboard. Certainly a big bit of lame.

Very big bit of lame, I agree (this catchphrase might make it's way into such favorites as "Warning! Jew is here!")

Of course it's a little bit harder if you don't have cyrillic letters printed on your keyboard So you see "И" and you're like "OK, what button do I press to get И"(not having a Russian keyboard forces you to touch-type obviously) and then you mash keys around the neighborhood of the bottom row and eventually find "B", and then you think "Wait, so is it Russian B or English B", and then you finally write down English B, then you repeat for the next couple of letters, and hurray, one word. C'mon, Jasper, his "secret code" wasn't that hard to figure out You'll never get a job in MI-5...

But besides that, 1)I was in a bad mood 2)I hate people who come onto "In Russian Only" and type something like this: "Из тис Рашшан? Ай тинк Рашшан из рилли КУУУЛ!" but at least it shows understanding of the alphabet. So if someone comes and switches on cyrillic mode and just types in English, expecting people to decode his little message, it REALLY bugs me. Which is why I dislike his parents too Didn't your mother ever teach you any manners?

Купи рельсы, it is very popular way of making passwords in Russia. A user takes some word, e.g. his or his pet's name, turn on English keyboard layout and types it in Russian. Instead of, for example, «андрей» he gets «fylhtq», sets it as password and thinks that he is the smartest person on Earth. He doesn't know that this trick has been famous among hackers for years.

Ну и чтобы соответствовать формату раздела пишу вот по-русски тоже…

Well, I didn't really try, did I? I don't know the lay-out of Russian keyboards, because I downloaded a little program (or system code) that lets me write e.g. 'alfawit' and get 'алфавит'.

А по-моему, ты большой кусок лейма.

Originally Posted by Jasper May

Well, I didn't really try, did I? I don't know the lay-out of Russian keyboards, because I downloaded a little program (or system code) that lets me write e.g. 'alfawit' and get 'алфавит'.

А по-моему, ты большой кусок лейма.

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