Thread: Анекдоты

Originally Posted by Valda

(( Thanks to Bob Whiteman ))

Иностранец подходит к кассе "Аэрофлота":
- Two tickets to Dublin.
- Куда, блин?

I heard that one as if a Russian was saying that, and it went like,

- Ту тикетс ту Даблин!
- Куда блин???
- Туда блин!!!

Originally Posted by Eric C.

I heard that one as if a Russian was saying that, and it went like,

- Ту тикетс ту Даблин!
- Куда блин???
- Туда блин!!!

Also, a funny one about the Russian accent:

There's a Russian at the reception counter in a hotel asking for service. He says, "ту ти ту ту ту, плиз". The receptionist says, "ok...", and the Russian walks away to his room, but the receptionist realizes she didn't really get what he wanted. Embarrassed, she walks over to a Russian guest in the hall and asks him if he knows what that could mean. He says, "sure, he just asked you to get someone to bring two teas to room #22."

Originally Posted by Eric C.

Also, a funny one about the Russian accent:

There's a Russian at the reception counter in a hotel asking for service. He says, "ту ти ту ту ту, плиз". The receptionist says, "ok...", and the Russian walks away to his room, but the receptionist realizes she didn't really get what he wanted. Embarrassed, she walks over to a Russian guest in the hall and asks him if he knows what that could mean. He says, "sure, he just asked you to get someone to bring two teas to room #22."

Problem is I actually got what he was asking before reading the punchline, so it was kinda dry But maybe when you "hear" it it's more difficult to figure out right away. Good try regardless!