Can anybody tell me how relations with Europe and Russia are at the moment
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Can anybody tell me how relations with Europe and Russia are at the moment
Comrade, maybe old man on television not tell you truth. He make seem like Russia very weak and happy with USA. We have change to so call "democratism" and you are laugh because you think you win but we are laugh soon because this was fake change to trick you. I tell you we are on near World War III. Even as we speak Communist comrade in Mexico and Canada are prepare New Russian Laser Tanks which will crush you bourgeois quickly. Your military is divert to fight so call "terrorisms" in Iraq. They cannot protect you. Soon even in small town Hazard you shall see new Russian tank appear. Russian Paratroopers are approach in sky before your school. You must accept tide of new Red power or be crush. Welcome to New Red Dawn!
Я смеюсь до слез!
(I suppose it's time for me to get into trouble again...)
--b
hey, it would be nice if Hazard was more like Russia!Your welcome to come and take over Hazard and we all shall party 8) !!!!!And I will be the only kid to speak Russian!We can start by blowing up the two out of bussiness McDonalds!!!!!Then to the Wal-Mart, bye bye Sam Wal-Mart personQuote:
Originally Posted by Pravit
Your petty Wal-Mart's store is example of a capitalist bourgeois swine. When Soviet flag is fly from roof of Wal-Mart's Super Center then our victory in this town has complete. Wal-Mart's shall be convert to tractor factory and Soviet technical school. You American's "fast-food" are a capitalist pig's food. A Macdonald convert to Re-educating Center. All Youth's Hockey Teams are execute immediately when we are capture your city. Anyone resist or Hockey Teams will be shot!
I hope your just playing around, right?
You think New Soviet Empire is a game? How about I take your little board and smash it! (props to Mike :wink:)
Comrade, I had very-very good teacher of English teached me good. And I tell you something: "You're" is contraction for "You are" and "Your" is possessive pronoun. This is result of a capitalist's inadequate education. When Soviets are conquer this town we shall build schools of proper education for you neglected children of bourgeois.
you're just kidding aren't you, I mean it
No, we with him are very serious. Our comrades will take up arms and crush you weak pig Americans under the glorious leadership of General Secretary of New Soviet Party Pravit. Then we will attack your pathetic town and turn it in workers paradise! Look to my 'signature'! You read: "Merciless death to all enemies, to all parasite of working people, revenge and death to all emperors (your president) and plutocrats (American bourgeois), hour of celebration is near to victory!"
Да здравствует Россия мать!
Japer May, I'm Russian too. Can I join your Soviet Regime?Quote:
Originally Posted by Jasper May
Such Anna Kurnikova is traitor to New Soviet regime. She has followed the call of decadent bourgeois West. You must not allow yourself to be sway by such false temptation of West. New Soviet regime is transform your region into worker's paradise. Tell me which you rather have tractor's factory for cultivation of your unwork lands or Wal-Mart's exclusive store for rich American capitalist.
well, that is easy, tractor factory of course, I hate wal-mart.Then on to the Peking's chinese restaurant,(it has roaches in its food)BURN!BURN!BURN!chinese peking restaurant
From the Maoist representatives of the Umpteenth International:
China ok until 1979 when demonic Xiaoping come into the power and make beloved worker's revolution disgusting mess of wage slavery for fatcats on Wall Street. And bicycles everywhere. Always with the bicycles. All Chinese restaurant occupants 24 years or less will face certain execution (except the dogs who are 7 years multiplied and thus it would bring very bad luck). Elders will be spared.
(I realize that i am talking in valley girl accent, but hey, who cares, i feel comical at the moment)Oh, mike, love ya sig. Scandalous :P
We are commited to spread of World Freedom. Oppressive American's Wal Street shall be crush. Chinese restaurant is to be convert into town Soviet. Chinese have dilute true Communism dream of Lenin. They are lick boots of American by make plastic toy for spoiled decadent children of rich capitalists while downtrodden worker's children are starve. Official Language of town is to change into Russian Language.
Pravit you -- traitor to New Soviet Empire dream! True Soviet Empire Patriot not cares about burgeois capitalist fat-cat Americas! We say, let pig-dogs destroy selves self! American System like tall oak tree that look strong to Ivanushka walking in forest, but turn out be dryrot all inside and fall down! Do not to waste People's Energy and Bombs and Tankes on conquest of "land of the free" (scoffs I) fore eventually they repeat Great Depression and all US becomes again Metaphorical and Literal Dust Bowl. Expend instead power of New Soviet Empire to build greatness for all brotherhood of a Slavic Peoples home in on the Taiga! (Except Polish. I say "pfu" to a Polish. Pfu!)
Lindzi, you make I sick.Soviet is good for american.Russian language shall and will be official language of tiny Hazard, or its new name, ПРАВИТГРАД!!Bow down to Russia, little Americans, The Soviets are are coming!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Линдзи
Comrades! 76 years ago to this date, Great Comrade Stalin have taken control of Soviet and remove troublesome Trotsky. Comrade Lindzi are remove for good of Soviet people. Let us celebrate this date with supreme power of Comrade Pravit. I am the Vozhd. Anyone challenge my order will be crush!
O, I you remove for good of people? I think I you remove for fear I undermine you by show people true way of New Soviet Empire! You -- as despise as US Imperialist Pig-Dogs! No, more despise! For you behave as US Imperialist Pig-Doge, but hid it under guise of good leader of free comrades peoples! Worse than a Polish! Pfu!
Comrade Lindzi: Do you not hear the oppressed cry of the American people for communism? We must not our turn back on them! And now, please come under escort of Comrade Petrenko to Gulag Camp 3-401. Really it will be very good. I hope you are enjoy accomodations.
Pravit, appoint me as something important.
You are new Chairman of Committee for Youth's Culture. This, of course, entail foundation of new Komsomol in your town. Also and re-education of such group as TATU.
I educate all American Childrens, and make into Soviet tools of the future!!Now, Pravit what should we do with tiny population of Hazard(Pravitgrad). And what shall we do next, Pravit, and can I appoint myself to be Director of Manufacturing/Agriculture?
Comrade. Such discussion is become too reveal of New Soviet Plans and cannot be continue here. Movement must not risk label of "off-topic".